Sugar's Lockdown Saturday

Sugar's Lazy Ass Hockey Picks

Sugar decided to go on a three day rager and has been communicating with us via pigeon as of late. He sent in some picks, but no analysis, so I (BJ) will be analyzing the games for you with 0 hockey knowledge. 

NY Rangers (-115) @ New Jersey (WINNER!)

I tell you what, if you'd rather live in Jersey than New York, you're probably pretty stupid. Either that or you like STD's and skin cancer. The Rangers are probably feeding off the Payote-infused energy that Phil Jackson has brought to the Big City, so roll with the Rangers. If you're a sci-fi/fantasy guy, Aragorn from Lord of the Rings was a Ranger, so I wouldn't fuck with them.

 Boston (-125) @ Phoenix  (WINNER!)

 Well this looks like a mistake. Boston has been on a heater from what I hear. Sugar must be hopping on the train, or just letting his true colors show. He's been one of the biggest Boston sports fans since Bill Simmons, so I'd say, definitely take Phoenix in this one. The payout is better anyways. If you like guys that wear "Edelman" jerseys everywhere, drink Samuel Adams and live and breath baseball, then Sugar is your guy to follow.  

Calgary (+1.5) @ Edmonton (WINNER!)

My guess here is that Sugar went with Calgary because some dude on Twitter always retweets us whenever we use #calgary in our tweets. I think at one point he also told me that most hockey games end in 2-1 scores, so we should be good here.

Predators @ Chicago (-1.5)

This game isn't until tomorrow, so just be prepared for this to reprinted with  better explanation later this evening.