Saturday, April 12, 2014

Catz AFL Super Saturday Picks!!

Holy shit!! Last night was rough, somehow I managed to pick incorrectly on 10 out of 13 NBA games! You know how hard that is to do? Seriously try it, I guarantee you it's almost impossible to replicate having that many losses in one day. If last night was the Titanic hitting the iceberg, get ready
Angry Bobcat
because tonight is gonna be like the yacht Captain Stabbin rolls around in (don't google it!!). One possible explanation for such a disastrous night is because the NBA season is less than a week from being over, and the games are more of a crapshoot right now than finding Malaysian flight 370. In other words there is no possible way I can have another terrible night I decided to take a shot in the dark in a sport that I'm sure very few of you know anything about, Arena football!!!

POR at the Spokane Shock (-20.5) (WINNER!)

Spokane ShockI used to live in Spokane, all I know is they love them some Shock football, and the team backs it up with solid play on the field. This game is gonna be a high scoring affair with Spokane going for 70-80 as their high powered offense obliterates the helpless expansion Portland team.

SA at Iowa over 87.5 (WINNER!)
If this SA team is anything like their basketball brethren, then we should have a good ole Texas shoot out brewin tonight! Also the Iowa team is from a state famous for their corn so you know them boys are corn-fed strong and can put the ball in the end zone. Look for a high scoring affair that sees the team from the Longhorn state take this one.

CLE (+7.5) at LAK (WINNER!)
I had no idea that either of these towns had teams. However, this line opened at LAK (-3.5) and moved down to (-7.5) where it is now, meaning that the bettors jumped all over the LAK. Well after last nights debacle, I have to try anything I possibly can in order not have a repeat, so take Cleveland and watch them score the upset!

ARI (-2) at SJ (WINNER!)
My hometown squad! I've been rolling with this arena football since their inception and I have no plans to back down now. I like the Rattlers to roll in their rivals dome and repay them for the Sharks beating the shit out of the Coyotes during a hockey game a few months back. Rattlers rattle home a win and bite the San Jose team into submission.

Alright four games sure to do better than last nights Titanic debacle of NBA games. Throw some bets down, watch some AFL games and enjoy the profits!

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