MLB Picks

It's long, it's boring, it's the sport no one has paid attention to for the last 3 weeks! It's fuckin BASEBALL! That's right, I'm back with more baseball picks that I could care less about and YOU are going to bet on them! The NBA Finals have finished, Lord Stanley has been Cupped and the World Cup is in full swing. That means, in about a month, we are all fucked! Baseball highlights will take over as sports anchors desperately try to find something else to talk about! NFL minicamps, the NBA Draft, LeBron, anything will be better than another routine fly ball to left field. Anyways, let's drop some gambling nose candy for all you hookers and hoes.

LAA (-120) at CLE (UNDER 8.5) (L) (WINNER!)
These teams might swing the ol' stick well, but they are not scoring 9 runs. I don't care if Mike Trout takes 9 shots of deer antler spray before the game. Oh, and LeBron just lost in the finals, so naturally, Cleveland has to shit the bed to rep for it's home town star.

KC at DET (-150) (OVER 8.5)   (L) (WINNER!)
I don't trust these assholes. KC is improved, but they're not winning a world series and the Tigers need to trade Verlander and Kate Upton for another starter. Verlander get's shelled, but Cabrera bails him out to win this one.

CHC at MIA (-105) (UNDER 7.5) (L) (L)
Despite having the worst fans on the planet and a dumb ass stadium, the Marlins have a nice little squad to wager on. The Cubs on the other hand have some dumb ass curse that people keep talking about or some shit, I don't know. They're not good. No one will score any runs either, so look for a nice World Cup score.

PHI at ATL (-135) (L)
Batlanta is not losing to Philly! No way in hell!