MNF

Monday Night Snoozefest

SAN FRAN vs. ST. LOUIS under 44.5 (-115)

I could easily go with the public here and take the Niners -4 which seems completely reasonable and a very safe bet. But Vegas got screwed yesterday with two garbage touchdowns in the Broncos-Jets game and the Chargers letting the Raiders hang around for a little too long. You know what happens when the public wins? Vegas evens that shit out. I'm pretty sure they have one of those buttons in the Buffalo Wild Wings commercials that they use to manipulate outcomes when they need to. Apparently that button was broken yesterday, but it will get fixed, don't you worry...it will get fixed. That's why I am going with the real safe bet here, which is under 44.5 points. Both teams run the ball, and the Niners will run it and control the clock leading to a 21-10 snoozer.