Grab a fucking table and flip that bitch right over, cause Catz is here to tear shit up. Today we are going against the status quo and really sticking it to the man by taking only favorites!! That's right! Notorious point taker and basketball picker extraordinaire is bringing out his A game by choosing 3 favorites to cover out of a whopping four games!!
DEN (-2) vs. UTAH
Denver is hotter than a set of twin babies with the windows up, till the temp goes up to the mid 80's!! Eminem lyrics aside, this team is on fire lately. They have really started focusing on the defensive end, and their team is actually fairly deep with an impressive amount of forwards who can score and rebound the basketball. If they can continue to get solid effort from the likes of Wilson Chandler and Danilo Gallinari they could very well end up challenging for the eighth seed in a few months. Even if they don't reach those levels, they are still going to beat the shit out of Utah tonight.
BJ Side Note Job: Hate it. Hate the Nugz, hate their coach, hate anyone against Utah at home. Proceed with caution.
SAS (-13) vs. PHI
Philly kept things close the other night against the Mavericks, but ultimately still ended up losing the game. There is no way they go defeated (0-82), I stand by that, but God are they making that look possible. This team is awful, and oh look who it is, a team that does not lose to awful teams or even good teams for that matter. I don't care that the Sixers are coached by a former Pop disciple who is going to try everything he can to pull out a victory, the Sixers are going to get crushed. Mark this one down as a forty point home loss for the Sixers as they continue their quest for the worst record of all time.
BJ Side Note Job: I like this one. Until the Sixers stop getting banged out like a Las Vegas Tinder match, we gotta keep riding their opponents.
LAC (-13.5) vs. MIN
Apparently the T-wolves need to stop sharing water bottles or some shit because the entire team is sick with some kind of virus. They only managed to dress 9 people for last night's game and one of those dudes (Wiggins) was very sick himself and only played 19 minutes. You know what isn't great for a tired team with a short bench? A visit from the Clippers. Look for Lob City to feed the post over and over again as Blake Griffin goes off against the overmatched Wolves front line, scoring himself a cool 45 and 15 line.
BJ Side Note Job: This smells like free money!!!! So, might want to be careful.
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