LA Lakers (+7.5) @ Sacramento Kings
Boogie or no Boogie, this team is going to shit. They have an idiot running the franchise who wants to trade for players like Deron Williams and Josh Smiff. Their coach never accomplished anything with Utah and isn't particularly liked by his players. Oh and their franchise player is just turning the corner when it comes to acting like an adult in public places. Combine these things and we're nearing a tipping point with this team. The Lakers on the other hand, suck. Kobe and Swaggy P are fun to watch, but the rest of this roster might as well be the New York Knicks! Speaking of Kobe, he scored like 9 points on Friday and I know he's not going out like no bitch against the Kings! Look for a big Kobe-Swaggy game and a Boogie ejection as the Kings unravel and lose 25 straight.
MEM (+4.5) vs CLE
Someone in Vegas done messed up again. Maybe they were confused and thought these were the white chocolate and big country Vancouver Grizzlies from the 90's, but whatever the case the Cavs shouldn't be favored by four even at home. The Cavs have zero depth at all, so if even one of the big three has an off night, they are driving down the highway towards fuck city. Also the Grizz are an interior nightmare, and where are the Cavs thin? The interior. Nuff said.
PHI (+9) vs. ORL
The Sixers shouldn't get 9 points anymore. They have shown they aren't one of the worst teams of all time, if anything they actually might be better than the Knicks who I considered taking today as well, until I realized I was having a stroke and no one should ever bet on the Knicks. Two lottery teams, take the points every time.
NYK (+12.5) vs. TOR
You know what? Fuck it. I'm rolling the Knicks despite every bone in my body telling me what a terrible idea it is. But you can't give them 12.5 points right?? I mean I would take the Washington generals +12.5 against the Globtrotters!!! Have to do it, not taking a spread this large on a team that has Melo would be like admitting I have a gambling problem, you just don't do it.
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