DET (+1.5) vs. CHA
Man I really wish people would start sleeping on this Detroit team again. I used to get 8-10 points a night!! Then they go and cut Smoove and start playing "team basketball" and all of a sudden I can't even get two points in a road game against the ZombieHornetPelicanCatz!! What is this world coming to? I remember the good ole dayz, when a Catz could get 5 on a Stan Van Gundy coached team on the road. Now? Garbage lines, straight garbage lines.
BKN (+13) vs. MEM
I wanted to take this line first thing this morning when I saw it was only 11 points. Then I took a Catz nap, woke up and saw that I was getting an additional two points!! That's like taking a girl home from the bar and waking up to find that she was 2 points hotter than you thought the night before!! That my friends, along with this line, is a solid come up.
DEN (+1.5) @ LAL
How the hell do I keep getting put in a position where I have to bet on the Nugz?! Just look at the Lakers lineup, it rivals the 76ers in pisspoorness! Jordan Hill leads all starters at 12.3 ppg and I can't see the Lakers winning another 8 games this year. So go ahead and roll the worst coach in the NBA and find something else to do tonight.
SAC (+11.5) at CHI
I'm not sure when it happened, but I know hate the Bulls. Maybe it's D Rose hobbling around like he has a peg leg, maybe it's all the love for Pau Gasol who has turned their D into something that resembles the French Air Force; I'm not sure. What I do know is, Boogie Cousins is pissed off! He hates his team, he hates his teammates, he hates his coach, already hates George Karl, and he hates Pau Gasol probably. I expect him to go absolutely nutz tonight on his way to a 25-21!
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