POR +8.5 vs CLE
Well after a minor debacle last night (1-3) I decided to go with the lines that make me most uncomfortable for this Tuesday pick fest. Portland is coming off a close loss last night to the Bucks, where Myers Leonard decided to be the hero and watched his shot get rejected by the human eraser, John Henson. Meanwhile the Cavs are rested, playing at home and LeBron took the last game off so he should come out playing like an asbolute monster. Doesn't make any sense, but I know if I took the Cavs -8.5 I would somehow lose this game.
SAC -2 vs. UTAH
Can you imagine being a professional bettor and having to bet on teams like Sacramento to make a living?? You never know which Boogie is going to show up and even if he plays well, the rest of the squad might decide to take the night off and just stand around watching as they lose by thirty. Well God bless all of the pros out there, because this is a stressful ass profession, and I don't even bet real money (that's right Feds, you can stop tailing me now).
DEN +2.5 vs. ORL
Just typing that spread out caused me immense pain!! I love the Magic, by far one of my favorite teams in the league, and I get the pleasure of watching them in person on Wednesday night!! This is by far the least confident I feel on any pick, and if I wasn't picking against the Warriors in the next paragraph I would call this the stupidest line I have ever thrown on out on this blog. Hopefully the Magic got too baked last night upon arriving in Denver and are all sluggish and tired for tonight's game.
INDY +6.5 vs. GSW
Fool me once Golden State, shame on me. Fool me six times and well I'm just a fucking idiot. If you read my column yesterday you would know that the overall record has been repeatedly boosted by taking the points whenever the Pistons play. Well, the exact opposite has happened whenever the Warriors have played, because for some reason I think every game is finally the night they go down and if you hadn't heard they are 22-0....Well tonight is the night fellas. Warriors go down in a shocker to the Pacers and the winning streak finally ends!! And if not, hopefully the Pacers can keep it close enough to cover the 6.5.
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