Thinking Ahead

Whether you're a seasoned vet or just getting started in the downward spiral of the betting life, there's one sport that most casual bettors don't touch: golf. That's right, the ol' boys game. Now that the PGA season is in full swing, and we've had a few drinks, lets take a look at some golf futures. 

The Masters

The most prestigious of the four majors by far. You can win every PGA event on the planet but, if you don't have a nice green jacket from Augusta in your closet, what the fuck are you doing exactly? 

Being the unwavering Tiger fan that I am, let's look at Tiger's odds: 6/1. This is the year Tiger shows us just exactly how big his dick is.  Place your bets on Tiger and I assure you, you will see a nice 6/1 pay out.  

Our Dark Horse of The Masters this year is Vijay Singh (250/1). The Big Fijian has had a couple rough years.  He won The Masters 14 years ago in 2000 and is looking to make a come back.  Don't let his recent record fool you, this motherfucker can play some golf! Put $100 or $1000 or grow some balls and put your house on it and thank me in April. 

Total Majors in 2014 

Tiger (+175) for 1 Major win is a safe investment. This guy can play, we all know, and this season could be the year you make a killing off it.

Phil  "Lefty" Mickelson (+400) for 1 Major win is another great opportunity for you to rake in some dough.  Phil plays with a chip on his shoulder as he knows, and lets us know, that every time he wins, the State of California wins too when they collect the shit out of some taxes.  Nevertheless, Phil pushes on and is always good for a win every so often.  A Major is more than within his reach, it's his to lose. 

Matteo Manassero, the guy you've never heard of. (25/1) to win a Major in 2014. This guy can hit that ball like, well, you insert your own Chris Brown joke. Put the house or your car or even your extremely hot daughter on this guy and thank me later.