Catz Reverse Free NBA Picks!

If you follow the blog at all you know that we have had an especially hard time at selecting NBA winners lately including a devastating 0-5 Bobnanza piece we ran last week (it should have been called Bombnanza!, I'll be here all week folks). So if you are smart you have been going against my daily advice and are on quite a little heater right now. Let's try to keep that heater going by offering up three picks that are going to look solid, but if you want to win you should probably go the other way.

LAC (-1) at HOU (WINNER!)
Tonight two of the best offensive teams in the league go head to head in what should be one of the most entertaining games of the season. The Rockets suffered a huge blow in the last few days losing guard Patrick Beverly for a few weeks to an ankle injury. It just so happens that his assignment for tonight? Chris Paul. That's right Jeremy Lin is gonna have to guard Chris Paul for most of the night and I'm sure CP3 has had an erection since boarding the flight to Houston. Also the Rockets are still missing Dwight and while Asik is a capable replacement, he's still a step down from D12. Look for Lob City to throw a couple of haymakers in the first half and knock out the Rockets en route to 115-98 victory in H-town.

DAL (-10) at SAC (L)
Dallas is like a rat trapped inside of a bucket on a guys chest with hot coals being placed on the top. It is going to do everything in it's power to get the fuck out of that bucket no matter what is in the way. Tonight that guys chest is the Sacramento Kings and the Mavericks are going to act accordingly. Look for Dirk Nasty to come out firing and for Vince Lamar Carter to turn back the clock as the Mavs continue their push for the playoffs.


MIA (-9.5) at MIL (WINNER!)
Everyone is writing Miami's quest for the 1 seed off after a loss last week to the Pacers. Well as my friend Sugar says, "don't go countin them chickens until they hatch" (he's from Michigan). Speaking of Michigan the Heat took the greatest show on hardwood through the majestic city of Detroit last night and Lebron messed around and got a triple double in only three quarters. Well tonight he gets D Wade back and possibly Ray Allen who is a game time decision. Look for the Heat to roll over another weak team as they continue that push for the very important 1 seed in what they know will be an inevitable meeting with the Pacers.

There we go, after I have now made very compelling arguments for each one of these picks your best bet is to go directly against them and watch the victories pile up.