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Monday, April 25, 2016

NBA Playoff Picks

MIA +2 vs CHA

So MJ and Patrick Ewing claimed to have told coach Clifford to post Frank Kaminsky before they won game 3 and no everyone is saying the Hornets have the Heat all figured out!? Has everyone lost their goddamn mind?? This is Frank Kaminsky we are talking about here, not Kevin McHale. Sure his 15 points and 8 rebounds in game three helped swing the outcome, but it was also their first playoff game at home and the arena was buzzing! Pun intended. I'm not buyin the Hornets winning another game in this series and don't see this contest being remotely close no matter how many times Kaminsky posts up. 

OKC -14.5 vs DAL

This pick has a higher potential of ruining my night than the reveal of the red woman as an old hag did for my boner last night. KD has had an up and down series, while the rest of OKC has played surprisingly well. Look for that to turn around tonight as Durant goes for forty and the Thunder blowout the Mavs...maybe...

LAC -3.5 vs POR

Hurry up and roll this line before it goes up another 1-1.5 points!! The Clippers came in to game three like they would treat the last game of the season against the 76ers. They barely tried, couldn't get anything going and still only lost by 8 points. That's not a good sign for the Blazers faithful. Blake goes off and JJ Reddick nails seven triples in a blowout Clippers road win tonight.

Sunday, April 17, 2016

NBA Playoff Sunday Winners

CLE -10.5 vs DET

Since we never do picks on a Sunday, I figured why not stray away from the norm and roll favs that aren't exactly "sexy" picks. Because of the success of the Dubs this season, people have given up any hope for the Cavs to have a shot at winning LeBrons third ring. As a matter of fact a lot of people think this series is going to be competitive, as evidenced by the line getting bet down to 10.5 after opening at 11. We here at DP disagree that this series is even remotely close, and argue that all of this pressure not being placed on Cleveland is actually the best thing possible for their chances of a repeat title run. Sure Drummond and Jackson are fun to watch, but who's guarding Bron? KCP? Good luck with that Pistons fans.

MIA -4.5 vs CHA

Miami is somehow sneaky good this season despite being without Chris Bosh since the all star break. They have an odd collection of old and young players somehow combining to make a decently effective team. Of all the teams out East,  Miami has the greatest chance to do the impossible and prevent Bron from reaching his sixth straight finals. The Charlotte college all stars are a nice team, but they don't actually stand a chance in this series. Miami wins in 5, starting with a dominating opening performance tonight. 

POR +8 @ LAC
Despite the fact that Dame can't play against the Clippers, I have to roll the Blazers. They're a team with legit scorers, a good cast of role players and a coach that seems to know what he's doing half the time. I'll take that against the combustible clippers and Doc "I haven't done shit without Thibs on my staff" Rivers any day. 

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

NBA Tuesday Bangers!

MEM (-3) @ LAL
The Grizz might be completely decimated by injury right now, but they still have enough firepower to beat a D League Lakers team coached by the second worst coach in the league. The Grizz have beaten the Lake Show 9 times in a row and though today might be close as Kobe is probably sitting out (FG% automatically up 3%), the Grizz have done a great job pushing towards the playoffs with new acquisition Lance Stephenson.

CHA @ BK (+6)
This is one that is really outside of my comfort zone. Charlotte is one of the few teams I trust to get the cover consistently this year and tonight they should EASILY, EEEAASSSILLLY cover against a Nets franchise that has fucked up so badly that they can't even tank! Brook Lopez is still expected to play tonight and Charlotte just used all their energy to beat the Spurs in an incredible comeback. So let's roll with the Hornet's let down game theory and take Brooklyn.

MIA (-9) @ NO
Classic overreaction to Anthony Davis being hurt, but I don't care. The Pels WITH Anthony Davis were terrible this year. The Heat are healthy right now somehow, but the Pels seem to be missing half their roster again. Take the Heat, the Pels have thrown in the towel.

Monday, March 7, 2016

NBA MONDAY HANGOVER

CHA -9 vs MIN

Remember when the Wolves were that sexy, young team that was out performing their expectations? They were basically the Kate Upton of the NBA. Kinda weird looking, but definitely had some sexy pieces, and know you find yourself asking "whatever happened to them". Meanwhile Charlotte is basically the Carl's JR of the NBA. You forget it is even there most of the time, but everyone once in a while you but a nice six dollar burger and can't understand why you don't eat there three times a week (until the IBS reminds you why in six hours). In gambling terms Charlotte is 8-2 against the spread, so lay the points here.

SAS -7 vs IND

Damn, if the Spurs could just play the Warriors a little bit better in their next game, they might get some serious love come playoff time. This team is still insanely great, with only 9 losses all season!! Not to mention a perfect 30-0 record at home! Read that line again, 30 wins and 0 zero losses in their barn! Absolutely insane, but the crazy thing about the Spurs? They are pretty damn good on the road as well. They are looking for their seventh consecutive road victory tonight in Indy, and I will be shocked if they don't get it in spectacular fashion. Everyone got their rest when they played Sac town, so look for a rested Spurs team to out run and out gun the slumping Pacers.



MIL +7 vs CHI

It really surprised when I saw the Bucks overall record of 26-37. For some reason when I think of Milwaukee this year I think of them being on the same level as the Lakers or Sixers, when clearly their record indicates they are a few notches above. Meanwhile the Bulls are such a crap shoot these days. Most of their guys are either just returning from injury or attempting to play through a lingering injury and still have some rust on the wheels. Parker and the Greek freak are able to just enough in this win to help the Bucks get the cover, and potentially an upset victory.

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

NBA Tuesday Slop

ORL @ PHI +5.5

Oh god this isn't a good pick. Philly is still really bad. They haven't reached 10 wins this season and it's about that time where the players just start giving up and eating whatever they want in their off time. The magic are trying to work in Brandon Jennings and Ersan Ilyasova to push for the eighth seed but can't seem to close out games that are tight at the end. Let's hope Ish Smiff and Oak Dawg out together another strong performance against the Magic tonight for a win. Oh and this line is just fishy. 

 SAC +1.5 at DEN 
The best reasoning I got out of Catz was "They just beat the nugs three days ago" which doesn't even give me a semi. The kings have the talent to win and Denver has been severely undercoached this year. Take the better team. 

HOU +4.5 at UTA
Oh God. Just take the points and don't look. Such a bad idea. But that's what the DP system is all about!!

BK at POR -11.5
Portland is on fire right now and Brooklyn had to travel across the country. I'm also guessing that they don't give a fuck about their season at this point. Dame should be able to take advantage of this situation and dominate. 

Thursday, January 14, 2016

THURSDAY'S TOP THREE BETS!

DET +1 vs. MEM

This is a revenge opportunity for the Pistons, as the last time these two teams met it was decided on a Matt Barnes full court heave that miraculously stole the game for the Grizz! They both play basically the same style of slow it down, defend the shit out of you not fun for the casual NBA fan basketball, so it should be a close one. Ultimately I think the revenge factor is just enough for the Pistons to secure a victory in Memphis.

CLE +6.5 vs. SAS

The first decent NBA match up on national TV since Christmas day!! The Spurs are riding a 31 game home winning streak at the moment, but if you had to bet one team with one player that could end it, it would have to be LeBron and the Cavs right?? Plus knowing Pop and his disdain for the NBA, he might sit all of the starters tonight for the Spurs to send a message or something and then watch as his back-ups somehow keep it closer than anyone expected. Good ol' Pop. Cavs win on the road and end the streak!


SAC +2 vs. UTA

I honestly do not understand how the Jazz keep plugging along and haven't fallen into a Suns-like spiral of ineptitude with all of the injuries they have suffered. If Sacramento loses just one of their rotation players they might not win a game for six months, but for Utah it doesn't matter who they roll out, they are still competitive. Really speaks highly of Quinn Snyder's coaching ability. And even though I just waxed poetically about the Jazz, I'm taking Boogie and the points on the road here.


Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Christmas eve eve picks!

BOS +2.5 vs. CHA
The Celtics beat the Hornets a day after going to double OT with the Warriors a few weeks ago! Imagine what they can do coming off a full day of rest!! This Hornets team has great chemistry and have definitely surprised a couple of teams that were expecting a cupcake early on in the season. Boston has some injuries to the front line that could limit their effectiveness in the paint, but you might as well call Avery Bradley "Raid" because he is a hornet killer!! Still aren't convinced? The line just moved from 2.0 to 2.5. You're welcome.

ORL +1 vs. HOU
Ty Lawson is back for the Rockets!! Which is exactly why my money is on the Magic. The Rockets have been playing better since the Dwight Howard is unhappy headlines started hitting the papers, but they don't scare anybody and aren't the same team that went to the WCF 6 months ago. Meanwhile the Magic are the best bet in the NBA going 11-2-1 ATS in their last 14 games!! Anytime you can get points for a team playin that well against the spread, you have roll it!

SA -11 @ MINN
The Spurs are somehow flying under the radar this season and it needs to stop. Sure teams like Minnesota and the Knicks are fun and interesting, but the Spurs are a god damn institution! Besides being the second best team in the league, San Antonio also boasts MVP and DPOY candidate Kawhi Leonard'. Tonight, 'who is going to show that no good Canadian Andrew Wiggins what 'merican defense looks like! Rubio can't shoot and the SA bigs will be confusing the hell out of KAT, so I see this one being a 20 point blowout. Watch out Warriors....

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

NBA top 3 bets

PHI +10 vs MEM

Sure it's much more "sexy" to guess when the Warriors will lose games, because they are on a historic run and the defending champs. But here at Dirty Picks we like to do the dirty stuff that no one else will touch. So, I am going to go all out today and declare that this will be the Sixers second win of the season!! Memphis is entering that weird franchise transition where they most likely missed their window to compete for a title and could see major changes after the season. The Sixers know that they are about to head out on an extended road trip that won't see them returning to Philly until after the new year. It will be a gross display of offensive inefficiency that the Sixers pull out in the final minute...and if not at least you are getting 9.5 security blankets.

DET +3 vs. MIA

Two of the best defensive teams in the league built around arguably the two best centers in the NBA! The only reason I give the Pistons the slight edge here because of the return of Brandon Jennings!! Jennings was playing out of his mind last season before going down for the season and while he won't play a ton tonight, his return should ignite the rest of Detroit to a convincing win!

DAL +4 vs. TOR

This is a tough line for me to get behind. The Raptors have an all-star back court according to Rick Carlisle, and he knows way more about basketball than I do, so I'll agree. The only difference in this game has to be Zaza and Dirk going against a Raps front line still missing the Junkyard Dawg and Jonas V. Really hoping the Mavs back court doesn't get absolutely torn apart by Lowry, but it very well could happen. Oh well, grabbing points!!

Friday, December 4, 2015

NBA Friday Freak Fest

BKN +3.5 vs. NYK

NYC is in for a big weekend with tonight's match up in the Garden; followed by the Jets and Giants squaring off at Metlife on Sunday to decide once and for all which franchises truly own the Big Apple. Alright, so maybe that applies a little more in the NFL than the NBA since they play all the time, but either way the one thing we can all agree on is the NHL again dropped the ball (puck) by not scheduling the Rangers/Islanders to make this a three league effort. Oh well NHL, have fun fighting the MLS for that fourth spot in the pro league power rankings the rest of the season. Love grabbing the points here, Brooklyn is a surprisingly feisty team currently riding a 2 game win streak against a Knicks team that is equally hit or miss on any given night. Whenever you have a toss up game you have to take the points, especially when that game is a battle of New York supremacy and it features twin brothers (Robin and Brook Lopez) starting on opposite teams.

MIL +6.5 vs. DET

You know if given this many points in a game featuring two teams that are basically the same I am forced to take it. It's like when you give a dog a piece of meat; it doesn't matter if that dog just finished off a double steak bowl with extra guacamole from Chipotle, he's gonna eat the meat. The Bucks are way better on paper than they are on the floor, but they should be able to do enough to keep this game close against a very top heavy Detroit squad.

HOU +5.5 vs. DAL

If you take the records out of the equation here and based this squad on the talent each team has, Houston would be favored by at least 4 or 5 points. I just don't think Dallas has the legs to be able to grind out a victory here. I'll tell you how this game is going to go. Dallas comes out firing and opens up a huge lead in the first half, only for that horrible Houston offense of James Harden driving to the basketball and throwing his hands in the air leading to 30 free throws for him in the second half as they come back and win by 4 in the end. Its not going to be pretty, but it will get the job done, like a chicken burrito with no guac from Chipotle (we aren't even sponsored by Chipotle, I'm just really hungry).

CLE -4.5 vs. NOP

We switched our game up recently and started throwing one chalk pick in with our usual points grab just to balance things out and fluff up the overall record. Most nights, including yesterday, we end up going 3-1 which looks way better than the 2-1 that was the norm for the first few months of the season. Tonight the chalk pick is the NBA present against the NBA future; aka the match up between LeBron and Anthony Davis. And while they won't guard each other on the floor, you can bet their legacies will be measured against one another for the rest of eternity. The Cavs are coming off a game where LeBron turned the ball over 9 times and you know he won't let that happen again, especially against a weak back court like New Orleans. The Pelicans have gotten healthier lately with the return of Tyreke Evans, but they aren't close to being back to the team that snagged the 8th seed last season. Grab the points and watch LeBron do to Davis; what Kobe used to do the King, tell him "look here young blood, it ain't quite your time to run the league" maybe next year for the Brow

Thursday, December 3, 2015

NBA on TNT picks

OKC vs. MIA +3.5

If you listen to the podcast, you would know that Brandon and I are not very high on this Thunder team. Sure they have two of the best seven players in the league, which is usually enough to be considered a title contender right? Unfortunately for the good people of Oklahoma the rest of their team is so bad that it might not matter come playoff time. They are desperate for a third scorer to step up and no one seems interested in filling the spot. They were in such a bad place this off-season that they had to match a ridiculous contract offer to Enes Kanter even though he isn't a great fit for them. This has basically become a bad relationship where the guy (Thunder front office) goes out and buys a mangy puppy (Enes Kanter) in order to stop the girlfriend from leaving (Kevin Durant). Well, it ain't working OKC, maybe you should have gotten a hamster or something. Also this old, veteran Miami team only shows up for big games, and there aren't much bigger than OKC on TNT.


ORL +4 vs. UTA

The Magic have to the biggest surprise in the league thus far. Everyone knew they had the talent, and if they could just find a coach who get the most out of them they would be off and running. Well, they have a good coach in notorious hard ass Scott Skiles, who has implemented his no nonsense approach and instilled discipline in a squad that desperately needed a identity. Now they seem to have it as a defensive grind squad that does just enough offensively to win ball games. Also Evan Fournier has taken the leap from unknown foreign bench player who ran through models like candy bars (I'm assuming) to a most improved player of the year candidate. On the Utah side, their identity just hurt his knee and will be out indefinitely in Rudy Gobert. Enough for me to take the points on this one.

SAS -2.5 vs. MEM

I hate everything about this line, the Spurs should be favored by at least 8 points here. The only thing I could think as to why Memphis is given a shot in this game, is because the Spurs don't have the big man to slow down Marc Gasol who might go off for 35 and 15. But did you see what San Antonio did to the Bucks last night?? They held them to 70 points total, and I would argue that Memphis has way less talent than Waukee does, and the Bucks suck. 

SAC +1.5 vs. BOS

I hope for the sake of this pick that someone tells DeMarcus the Kings are underdogs against the Boston Celtics at home, because Boogie would be very pissed off, if he knows what a spread is that is. Either way I think against the undersized Celtics, DeMarcus has a monster game, and the league leader in assists Rajon Rondo shows the Boston faithful what they lost when they traded him to Dallas last season.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

NBA Favs Night

SAC vs MIA -9.5

You probably won't be able to bet on this because the suspension of Boogie Cousins was announced a few hours ago, but if you can find a site that will take your action, throw it big on the Heat. Sacramento would beat very few teams in this league without their all star center, let alone the best defensive team in the league that features an all star center of  their own. Look for Whiteside to have himself another block party and for the Kings to fall back to earth after a nice little run post the players only meeting.

MIL vs CLE -10.5

LeBron is in pure F U mode to his own team!! He hates playing with Kevin Love and called his entire team out following an OT loss to these same Bucks a few nights ago. Honestly though there was nothing these Cavs needed more than getting a wake up call from their leader. I expect them to come out and treat this game like it was the Eastern Conference Finals game 6. Love goes for a double double and LeBron does his usual MVP things as the Cleveland faithful are finally able to R-E-L-A-X.

GS -7.5 vs LAC

I know...taking all favorites goes everything in my life that I stand for. It makes me a little sick to my stomach to even type it up, but it's our best shot at continuing the hot streak from last night (3-0). CP is out again for the Clips and they just aren't the same team without their all star guard. I wish I could be ballsy and predict the winning streak of the Dubs to end again (Toronto almost had them!!!) but it won't. Warriors win this one big.

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

NBA Rollin!

MIN +7 vs ORL

Absolutely loving the points here. Wolves somehow won a game last night in which they made Hassan Whiteside look like Dikembe Mutumbo. The Magic don't deserve to be favored over very many teams in this league by seven points. My apologies to the editor who is going to have a mild stroke when he sees I picked against his Magic, but can't turn down the opportunity to grab this many points.


BKN +6 vs CHA

Man, what a couple of weeks can do to change your perception in the NBA. Before the season I went on and on about how much I hated the Nets and how they are absolutely going to be the worst team in the league. Well the record is terrible (2-9), but if you take a closer look this team has lost very games in decided fashion, rather they just can't close out the tight ones. They got a huge win against the Rockets last week and had the Warriors on the ropes!! You think they are scared of the Bobcatz or whatever MJ calls this team these days? Nope...take the points.



CHI +3 vs PHX

This Suns team has come out of the gates at a blistering pace and is definitely one of the early surprises on the season record-wise. But they haven't really beaten anyone. This is one of those slow your roll Suns fans type games, as the more experienced Bulls pound the Suns in the valley.

Monday, November 16, 2015

NBA Money Picks

IND +6 vs CHI

Sleep on this Pacers squad at your own risk. Paul George has been playing like an all star for the past few weeks, and he's covering up the poor play from his running mate Monta Ellis who hasn't quite found his groove in Indy. Meanwhile the Bulls are deep and still find a way to win games, but they aren't the powerhouse Bulls of the last few years. They should trade Rose and hand the keys to Jimmy Butler, but until then they are just another ship without a rudder for all you nautical fans out there.

BOS +4.5 vs HOU

I read an article this morning about how the Rockets have bonded over FIFA 16 in their down time. Well, maybe Kevin Mchale should lock away the PS4s for a little bit and these dudes should get back to focusing on basketball, because this season has not gone well. They've lost to Denver twice, Dallas, and the Brooklyn Freakin Nets!! None of which are as good defensively as the Celtics. Of course there is always a chance the Rockets could get red hot and shoot the lights out, but I'll grab the points here.

LAL +11.5 vs PHX

Well, it's official. Kobe has become the Peyton  Manning of the NBA. Decided to come back for one too many years and now having him out there is a detriment to the team, not a positive. Luckily for the Lakers tonight, Kobe is sitting out another game on his farewell tour. When he doesn't play, the Lake show gets up and down the court and has some real talent. Meanwhile Phoenix is good, but they aren't 11.5 good

Friday, November 6, 2015

NBA FRIDAY!

LAL +3.5 vs BKN

The only team not worth watching this season  is the Nets. They might have the bleakest outlook of any team long term...and the short term isn't much brighter. I fully expect Lopez and Johnson to be traded at some point in the season, because this team isn't close to contention even in the East. The Lakers on the other hand are stacked with a few promising young guns and one cranky old superstar that just needs to hang it up already. They are at leas fun to watch, and that is basically the only reason I'm grabbing the points here.

DET +4.5 vs PHX

A game that I will be sitting second row at in less than 6 hours!! So excited to watch the monster that is Andre Drummond unleashed on the suspect Suns front line. The Suns could very easily win this game, but I expect it to be close enough that 4.5 should be an easy cover.

DEN +17.5 vs GSW

Just too many damn points!!! Sure it's the Warriors against a team that desperately wants to be the Warriors but doesn't have the talent..but still. Too many damn points.

Friday, October 30, 2015

NBA Friday

On the season: 5-4. Last night: 2-1

MIA +5.5 at CLE
It's Mr. Nutz here filling in for Catz as he gets pounded out like a mallard duck at work. This is a marquee matchup between the two best teams in the East. While the Heat feature some incredible depth to supplement their two All Star talents, the Cavs bring the best player on Planet Earf and Kevin Love to the party.  This is an easy pick. The Cavs can beat the shit out of all the below average Eastern conference teams and look like the Show Time Lakers, but against good teams, they need their big three. With Kyrie out (Shumpert too) this team will have to play LeBron and love 40mpg against good teams. The Heat have too much talent, depth and coaching to lose this one. And Amare is back!!

OKC at ORL (+8)
This line is borderline offensive!! Almost as offensive as the OKC bench!!! Anyways, the Magic are my favorite young team in the league. After spending a year with Never to Coach Again Jacque Vaughn, the Magic have finally found a semi competent coach. Scott Skiles has shown early that he wants his team to be gritty, fast and DAWG opposing guards completely out!  I love the fact that he can throw Elfrid, Oladipo and Aaron Gordon on Westbrook while still having the option of sticking Tobias Harris on Durant. Vucevic is a guaranteed double double and we haven't even started talking about super Mario!! Remember Ja Rule back in the day? He'd always yell "Muuuurrrrrdaaaa." Well that's all I hear when future sixth man of the year Mario HEZZZOONNJJJJAAA is draining threes all over Durants weak ass tonight!!!................HEZZZOONNNJJJJAAA

UTA at PHI +7.5
I'm a fan of the Jazz and what they've built over the last few years. They've made smart picks, invested time in Favors and have been pretty patient with the whole process. Philly, on the other hand, is terrible. They've been patient, yes, but they don't seem to have an actual plan. Their best draft pick thus far has been Jahlil Okafor who opened his NBA career with a dominant 26 point performance. Though Nerlens Noel was a solid get, he's not exactly a game changer and don't get me started on their lack of guards. With that being said, I think Utah is getting too much respect this year. They need to prove that they can be a playoff team in the next two months. Philly has nothing to lose and I think Okafor and Noel can give opposing defenses a lot of trouble (Noel put up 14/12/3 the other night). It may be the old school way, but I think philly keeps this one close. 

POR +4.5 at PHX
Well this is the Catz special. I'm a Blazers fan and he's a Suns homer so it's going to be rough year for both of us. In the end it's just about taking the points here and hoping you get lucky. 

Thursday, October 29, 2015

NBA day 3

3-3 on the year

MEM -3 vs IND
Man, was I wrong about the Pacers or what?? After bashing them all off season, I decided to take them against the Raptors last night in Toronto. While the final score was closer than I expected, the Raptors were in complete control of that game in the second half and the Pacers lack any scoring outside of Paul George and Monta Ellis. Meanwhile Grindhouse played a Cavs team that wasn't losing two games in a row. Look for the Grizz to rebound in a big way against the Pacers tonight.


NYK +4.5 vs ATL
The Knicks actually looked like a decent NBA team last night!! They got contributions from several players and Melo didn't have to shoot 55 times in order to win the game! As a matter of fact Mel struggled a little bit, and they still won!! Tonight Melo is going to really enjoy playing a Hawks team that lost the junkyard dog who would have hounded Melo like a nice prime rib. Knicks win big as they start 2-0 for what feels like the first time in franchise history.


LAC -10.5 vs DAL
Holy shit this Clippers team is deep!! The 6-11 guys on this team are better than the Mavs starting 5 (sorry Dirk). Plus you have the return of Deandre Jordan to the team he ruined the offseason of! Look for Deandre to really twist the knife deep tonight as his Clippers get a blowout win in big D.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

NBA Day 2

NYK +6.5 vs MIL

The Knicks!! Damn I love this team, even when they are super shitty like they have been since they took Patrick Ewing to a farm upstate. But the winds they are a changin!!! Phil Jackson actually made some smart basketball moves this off season and they should pay off immediately. Melo should be back to first team all league quality sooner rather than later and the rest of the pieces should all be quality role players who can help win games. Knicks win this one easy...

NOP +2.5 vs POR
Anthony Davis is overrated!!! Is probably what a lot of people were saying after he went 1-15 from the floor and looked very average instead of the second coming of Bill Russell that he was built up to be. But fear not naysayers...the AD everyone expected will be on full display tonight in Rip City. Pelicans cover this line by twenty points.


INDY +5.5 vs TOR

The return of PG13!!! Can't wait for this one, this dude was easily one of the top five talents in the league before breaking his damn leg in a terrible stanchion accident...but he's recovered and the early returns are he is back and better than ever! His return and a new raptors team that is going to struggle to be as good as they were last season has all the makings of a Pacers cover in the great white north.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

2015 NBA Draft Preview

2015 NBA Draft Preview



1) Jahlil Okafor - C - Duke
Best case: Al Jefferson. Worst case: Derrick Favors. Most likely: Greg Monroe.

Nutz: The knock on Oakdawg, as he will be known next year, is that he's just not that exciting. He's kind of slow. Doesn't throw down big dick swinging dunks like Deandre Jordan. Doesn't have unlimited three point range and won't block 5 shots a game off the backboard. I would have to agree with most critics on these points. Okafor is not a flashy Amare Stoudemire type player, but he's a damn good post player that has a high basketball IQ, a great (GREAT) back to the basket game and a great NBA body. I'd be willing to bet he averages a solid 19-9 through his career. People think he's going to be out of shape for some reason, but that didn't seem to be an issue while he was playing 30 mpg on the way to a national title. BUT NO LET'S TAKE THE GUY THAT PLAYED 20 FUCKING MINUTES PER GAME WHO ALREADY LOOKS FAT! HE'LL BE IN GREAT SHAPE.

Catz: First off this dude carried Duke to a national championship at an age where most kids are still learning how to lift the seat up when they take a piss (I've almost got the hang of it). Sure you can argue that Justise and Tyus contributed way more to them cutting down the nets, but the Oak tree (you heard it here first) was very solid. His low post game will already be top 5-10 the moment he puts on an NBA uniform and if he goes to the right team (one with a defensive center) he can make an instant impact with 12-15 ppg and 6 or 7 boards. My biggest concern besides the obvious defense and weight concerns are the comments of Coach K, basically telling whatever fan base that ends up with him to give him some time because he is not quite the polished product that the general public has made him out to be. A little concerning, because the last time Coach K said something like that it was about Austin Rivers and we all saw how that one turned out...In the end his low post game should be enough to secure him a roster spot for 10 years, but I won't be surprised if he doesn't amount to more than a rotation player.

2) Karl Anthony Towns - C - Kentucky
Best case: . Worst case: . Most likely: Greg Monroe.

Nutz: I do not see the hype around KAT. When scouts and analysts are saying "he can do it all" and "no weaknesses" or "can shoot it from three with ease" all I want is a little tape backing these things up. KAT is not a transcendent number one draft pick! He's a project that has some nice tools to be the third or fourth best player on your team. He's not this 20 point scorer that everyone has been talking about, he's not an elite rebounder, he's not an elite shooter, he's a basketball player with good size. When you can take a solid wing player like Justise Winslow who can guard the best players in the league, you do it! Don't grab some guy that made an OK impact on his college team. The hype train is running full steam at this point and eventually it's going to fall off a cliff when people realize Towns is Derrick Coleman. 

Catz: It's easy to see why NBA GM's are interested in the notorious KAT. He's a 7 footer who not only can walk and talk at the same time, but also play a little bit of basketball. He definitely has a higher ceiling than the Oak tree due to his size, defensive abilities and a very smooth shooting stroke. Unlike Jahlil though, he doesn't have much on the block besides a decent left hook that he uses probably a little too much. All that being said he could be a really nice player in a few years, possibly even on the verge of a "franchise player" but that is probably setting the bar a little too high. Now if he comes in and is able to knock down the jumper consistently and even extend his range beyond the three point line, you are getting a solid NBA player...but if he doesn't get stronger and never develops on the offensive end, you are basically looking at Andrew Bogut, and where was Bogut this last finals? On the bench.

3) Justise Winslow - F - Duke 
Best case: Jimmy Butler. Worst case: Michael Kidd-Gilchrist. Most likely: Luol Deng.

Catz: The unsung hero of March Madness. Seriously if Duke didn't have this dude to go off against Arizona and Gonzaga there was no way they cut down the nets at the end of the tournament. He's got great size, very athletic, and can score the basketball. Throw in the fact that he's a lefty and can get to the rim at will and you have the makings of a very solid "combo guard" at the NBA level. While he isn't exactly Ray Allen with his jump shot, he's not Michael Kidd-Gilchrist either, and a couple of minor tweaks and bam you got a respectable NBA 3 point shooter. Whoever gets him is going to be super pumped, he can come in and contribute right away and has a decently high ceiling, like NBA all-star ceiling. Also he's from Houston, Texas and he dominated at the high school level, so you know he's not scared of shit. This dude is a winner, again I would take him first if I had the pick. 

Nutz: Justise is my favorite player in this draft and it's not even close. Not only does he have the name of a black superhero from the 80's, he's a great wing defender with an above average offensive game. Winslow comes in with an NBA ready body, a high motor and a championship pedigree. His defensive ability will cement him as a starter from day one and his ability on the fast break will surprise a lot of people. There is not a lot else to say about Winslow except that he is the most NBA ready prospect in this draft. You draft Justise, you know what you're getting. 

4) Emmanuel Mudiay - G - China???
Best case: Russell Westbrook. Worst case: Rodney Stuckey. Most likely: John Wall .

Catz: The great Chinese unknown! Okay, that's a little misleading, he's actually from the Congo, went to high-school in Texas and then played in China for the last year on the same team as NBA LEGEND Yi Jianlian!! So is he ready for the NBA? That's what GM's will have to ask themselves when they are on the clock next Thursday. Me personally, I have a thing for tall point guards, so I am definitely in his corner. He's 6'5 and can score/pass really well at the point guard position. To me personally, him and Winslow have the potential to be the best players coming out of this class, but you know NBA teams always have to take the tall guys because you can't teach height! Seriously if this guy went to SMU like he was supposed to, he would be in contention for the number one pick, but who says playing in China for a year isn't a good thing? He knows what it's like to be a pro and play against pros, so he should be ready to go right from the jump? Am I missing something here? Oh Yi dominates in the CBA, that should tell you about the level of competition over there. So it might take a little bit, but I think this guy is going to be a future all-star.

Nutz: I enjoy Mudiay. He pulled a Brandon Jennings and said "fuck education" to all the naysayers out there. Can't say that's smart, but I admire his swag. Mudiay's biggest strength is his body. The man is an athlete. He's fast, has great body control and is strong as fuck. He's tall for a point guard and has great vision which is more than can be said for an Eric Bledsoe or Marcus Smart. I really think there is some Russell Westbrook potential here, but I'm not sure that Mudiay is that driven. He definitely has the tools to be a 20-7-5 guy in the NBA, but there is still a fair share of unknown with the Tex-Cong point guard. I project him to have a fairly productive rookie year on paper, but one in which he's not very efficient, almost a Tyreke Evans type of rookie year. 


5) D' Angelo Russell - G - Ohio St.
Best Case: Penny Hardaway (not injured) Worst Case: Evan Turner Most likely: Some Sort of Lance Stephenson

Catz: Of all the big time prospects in this draft, this is the guy I have the least confidence in. Just too many red flags being thrown around here like not the best athlete, or not a traditional point guard. I understand that there is a lot of talent here for a 19 year old who was very impressive at times in a conference that had a solid year, but I think the rep he is getting as the best point guard prospect in the draft is a little too much. Could he be a solid point guard in the NBA? Sure. Is he the next Russell Westbrook as I've heard a couple scouts throw out there? Doubt it. Don't expect too much out of this guy early on especially if he goes to a team that expects him to run the point from day one.

Nutz: I'm not as down on D Russ as Mr. Catz is. He just seems like one of those guys that is a really, really good basketball player. There's nothing he does that sticks out more than anyone elses main skill. He's not a great shooter, great athlete, certainly not a bad ass defender; so what the hell is he? He can ball out. He cares about the game and he was a leader on the floor as a freshman! He could turn out to be Evan Turner, but he could also be a very good hybrid guard. Either way, Russell  has a nice 10 year career ahead, even if it's as the 8th man on the bench.

6) Kristaps Porzingis - F - Latvia
Best Case: Dirk Nowitzki Worst Case: Yi Jianlan Most likely: Andrea Bargnani

Catz: The talk of the 2015 NBA draft!! This dude has been blowing up lately, mostly because of a workout video of him that surfaced showing him killing it against air for his NBA draft workout. If anything that should be a huge red flag, because the last two examples we have of someone shooting up the charts because of a great workout were Yi Jianlian and Darko Milicic. Then there was a flood of articles about how it is actually unfair to compare him to these busts because this guy isn't your typical European prospect, I mean for god sakes he speaks English fluently!! His immediate impact is largely going to depend on what team ends up selecting him and how much of a leash he is given from the start. If he goes to the Lakers two or the Knicks at four he is more fucked than a hooker at a GOP convention! If he gets ten years to develop with the Sixers or someone like that, he could actually develop into a poor mans Mirotic in a couple of years. No he's not gonna be the second coming of Dirk, but he could definitely contribute in a couple of years if he goes in to the right situation.

Nutz: Nope. This won't work. Take this guy outside of the top 10 and you have a smart, helpful draft pick. Take him 5-9, you're reaching, but can make it work. Top 4? NOPE! You lose. You're taking a skinny, weak, slow, non rebounding 7ft shooter that has never played against the best of the best in the US. Dirk is one of a kind, let's stop trying to replicate him. I love Euro players. They play team ball, they're smart and they can all shoot somehow. When you throw an insane multi billion dollar franchise expectation on them, you're killing their career. Sorry Zinger, but you're Andrea Bargnani.

BEST OF THE REST

Now that we have taken a look at the top prospects in this draft you might as well shut off your TV after about the sixth pick right? Well hold on there Skippy...This draft doesn't have a lot of superstars up top, but there is some solid depth and some real diamonds in the rough if you look at the right places.

Catz
The rest of Kentucky

I know big KAT gets all the pub, but the rest of this team could all be solid NBA veterans for the next ten years. Seriously every single one of them, some of them even have potential to be stars. It blows my mind that Willie Caulie-Stein isn't going higher in this draft. I get that he is probably maxed out offensively already, but he could be Tyson Chandler in a couple of years, and with the right point guard that is a very solid combination. **UNPOPULAR OPINION ALERT** but I think at least one of the Harrison twins could develop into a solid NBA role player. It may not happen right away, but now that the pressure of playing at Kentucky is off, they could settle in and actually find their niche. Dakari Johnson is going to be a solid back up NBA center. But the real gems here are Trey Lyles and Devin Booker. This might just be the 24 oz of Red Bull speaking, but I honestly think that these two could end up being the best players in this draft 5-10 years from now. Booker is an assassin, and carried UK offensively at times, despite only getting limited minutes off the bench. Lyles is a Swiss Army knife that showed the potential to play SF out of necessity, but is projected as more of a stretch 4, and oh yeah he is legit 7 ft tall.

Tyus "M'FIN" Jones!!

I think I speak for both basketball writers of DP when I say that Tyus was our favorite college player last year, and legitimately could be a stud at the next level. Yeah he has the size concerns because he is tiny even for an NBA point guard, but this dude knows the game. Listen to the way Coach K raves about him and how he basically handed him the keys to the offense as an 18 year old because this dude was way ahead of his peers. He hit big shots time and time again and basically controlled the game like CP3 when he wasn't running the Duke offense as smoothly as '67 Chevy Impala. Am I saying he is gonna be a franchise player...damn it's tempting, but more than likely he will be a solid NBA rotation player, maybe even a starter on a bottom half team. And if he goes to the Rockets, which almost every mock has him doing, that is almost too perfect of a fit and he will absolutely thrive.

Mr. Nutz

Mario Hezonja

If I were a GM and wanted to roll the dice on a young marketable player, I'm pulling the Mario H card! Number 1 player in the draft! He brings confidence, insane brashness and an incredible shooting touch that can only be rivaled by the legendary JR Smiff! Hezonja is the reincarnation of Rudy Fernandez without the emotional problems. He's either going to dunk on you or he's going to shoot a 3. The man is going to be a star. Mark my words. 

SUPER SUPER SLEEPER!!

Cliff Alexander

So he had a terrible year for Kansas where he could barely crack the rotation and ultimately ended up leaving the team early. BUT, this dude was compared to Amare Stoudamire coming out of high school, and there was almost a riot in his home state after he pranked the fans of Indiana before ultimately committing to Kansas. Well the joke was ultimately on him, but I think his game could translate better to the NBA. He is definitely going to need a few years to develop, but he could be a solid NBA PF sooner rather than later.


Thursday, June 4, 2015

NBA Finals Game 1

GSW (-5.5) vs. CLE

The moment all NBA fans have been waiting for since the Spurs finished off the Heat in 5 games last summer. THE NBA FINALS ARE BACK!! And what a matchup this is. The Golden State Warriors led by arguably the best shooter of all time in Steph Curry against the reigning King of the NBA and the man who's been to the last 5 straight NBA finals. Throw in two cities starving for a championship title, and you have a dream matchup for the NBA. Honestly the only way the NBA could have it better would be if Jordan stepped out of time machine during tonight's game with the 96 Bulls and challenged the winner. If that doesn't happen (its possible) then the Warriors are going to win this game. I fully expect the Cavs to actually come through in the overall series, but the combination of the home crowd and the long range shooting of the Dubs will prove to be just enough for the Bay....at least tonight.

NBA Finals Preview

Catz:

Cleveland in 5

   All this week, I'm sure all you have heard is about how Steph Curry is the greatest shooter that has ever graced the earth, and the people in Nor Cal probably already have their championship t-shirts printed up right? It's a done deal to most! But not for Bobby Catz. People are really underestimating what LeBron James is doing/has done over the last five years. He's made 5 straight finals. Detractors simply point out that he is doing it in the East, but in reality what the fuck does that mean?? I don't care if he made five straight finals in the Chinese basketball league, its still impressive no matter which way you look at it. You know why? Because its basically impossible to beat this dude in a best of five series. Sure you might get a game, you may even get a series lead, but unless your name is Greg Popovich and you have a fantastic San Antonio team, you aren't beating him in the finals either. And don't even try to come at me with the Mavericks winning in 2012. They were extremely well coached as well and James had not quite yet learned what it took to be considered a champion. The problem for the Warriors? This Cleveland team knows exactly what they need to do in order to win and they do it very, very well. 

LeBron pics


   I honestly do not think this series is going to be that close. Curry and Thompson are fantastic shooters possibly two of the best of all time, but they don't know what it takes to win on the biggest stage quite yet. Every great player has to go through a loss in the finals before they breakthrough. This series reminds me a lot of the one a few years ago between OKC and Miami, also featuring the King. Everyone liked the hot shooting Thunder in that one and what happened? Harden no-showed, Durant and Westbrook struggled and after losing game one, Miami rallied to win four straight. That is exactly what I think happens in this series. The first game will be the hot shooting Warriors getting a win after they go 20-22 from three or something crazy and then the next four games will be a showcase for the cerebral assassin LeBron as he averages a triple double and gets his third championship ring to add to his collection.


Mr. Nutz

Golden State in 6

Over the past week we have seen an influx of Cleveland supporters pile their opinions on the "who will win" dumpster fire for the Finals. Well I'm here to tell you this is the real world, not some fantasy land where all our dreams come true and the underdog always has a chance. The Warriors were not just the best team in basketball this year, they were absolutely dominant. That dominance comes from an offense that can not be slowed or stopped, no matter what different matchups you try to exploit. Much like the Spurs teams of the last 3 years, the Warriors have an exceptionally strong bench to back up one of the best starting 5's in the NBA. Hell, I don't even know who technically "starts" as the minute distribution for this team lends itself to about 7 different guys being starters. But when you can rotate guys like Andre Iguodola, Harrison Barnes, Draymond Green, David Lee and Shaun Livingston in and out of your lineup, you're not skipping a  beat! 

All this bench fire power only hurts the Warriors' opponent, the lowly Cleveland Cavaliers. People are trying to hype up LeBron James as some sort of basketball alien that was plopped down during the playoffs to win the whole thing by himself. Well, he's not. He's been to 5 straight finals right? Well he hasn't won them all, that's for damn sure. Oh and this time, he's relying on JR Smith, Iman Shumpert and Timofey Mozgov to get him to the promised land? No fucking thank you. I will take a broken D Wade and a garb salad surprise Heat roster over the reject Knicks any day. LeBron is exhausted. Not only from carrying this team through the EC playoffs, but from playing non stop Finals games. He's going up against the best D in the league, while chasing around someone from the best ball movement offense in the league. Good luck LeBron, this is just another loss in your finals column.  

Warriors Bench