Monday NBA Winners

Monday NBA Bobnanza!!!

The NCAA tournament is on hold until Thursday and after losing a heartbreaking teaser last night because the Cavs decided to become the 2002 Red Wings in the second half of the Knicks game, we bring out an over/under Bobnanza for all you degenerates out there!!

CHI at IND over 179!! (L)
These teams are not known for their points, really what I am banking on here is a close game between two teams sthat are very familiar with each other. It might even end up tied at the end of the fourth quarter, which would mean overtime! Worst case scenario this ends up tied after 4 at 68-68 and still ends up under after OT. Hopefully we get a little Paul George scoring barrage and a solid start to the Bobnanza!

SA at PHI over 211 (L)
The Spurs are one of the best offensive teams in the game and the Sixers like to push the motherfuckin tempo like they were a DJ at a techno rave! Look for buckets on top of buckets mixed in with some buckets, as the Spurs win this one hopefully at a 115-102 clip.

POR at MIA over 208 (L)
This one could be bad because of the words of wisdom from fellow writer Sugar, "I'm a bitch". Well you know who isn't a bitch? Lebron James, and LeKing will beat the fuck out of you when he is mad. Fortunately for Portland, D Wade will be sitting out this game meaning they should be able to score some points against the Heat. Look for a track meet to break out in this basketball game as both teams put up points and play very little defense.


Suns at Hawks over 213 (L)
The Suns coming off a huge weekend need another game to stay close to the Grizzlies in the race for the playoffs. Both of these teams can put up points in a hurry and neither of them are known as defensive stoppers. Expect a lot of three point stink bombs and possibly a forty five point explosion from Gerald "dunk nasty" Green. Securing another over for the Bobnanza.

Alright four overs for the NBA Monday Bobnanza, hopefully we get a lot of buckets and very little defense tonight!

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Houston at Charlotte (OVER 205.5) (L)

I wanted to roll with the cats here, but since Bobby Catz decided to go all o/u then I should too! The Catz are an ok defensive team, and a very basic offensive squad. No worries, the Rockets hate playing defense. I expect the Rocks to score at least 107 and for there to be a lot of free throws. High scoring games all day!