Monday, April 7, 2014

Free MLB Picks

So last night at Wrestlemania 30, the greatest streak in the history of sports was broken! The Undertaker lost to Brock Lesnar and the wort stopped turning for a solid 10 minutes. It was a shocking, well played moment; something that will never happen in baseball. With the Dead Man's streak, also went my streak of dominating MLB picks as I went 1-2. Today we bounce back from a day in which both of those monumental streaks were snapped and kill it with a slew of stickball picks.

John Lackey PitchSan Diego at Cleveland (-150)
(POSTPONED BECAUSE BASEBALL CAN'T HANDLE OUTDOOR CONDITIONS)
Any time you can take a team with an extremely racist mascot, ya gotta do it!!!

Texas at Boston (-155) (WINNER!)
I have no clue who Texas is trotting out to pitch. Neither of these things are very impressive right now but I'll take a wildly inconsistent, not very good John Lackey over a no name! Wait....

Tampa Bay at Kansas City (+1.5)  (WINNER!)
I've taken the Rays one too many times this year, which is why I'm rolling the Royals out to do some work today.

Chicago White Sox (+1.5) at Colorado (L)
Apparently Chicago is bad, I certainly didn't get the memo because I continue to pick them. I did get the memo on all the Colorado players being extremely high, so I'm going with the squad that will be less focused on not getting a job and playing video games all day while they eat pizza rolls. Damn stoners.

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