MLB Picks

Yesterday I let good Ol' Catz dive in and smoke my MLB record. Rest assured he is now cat napping until the NBA playoffs start, mainly because we hit him with a tranquilizer dart. Now onto bigger and better business. Despite the fact that we are now in the midst of the NHL and NBA playoffs, BASEBALL IS STILL ROLLIN (as if stadiums couldn't get any emptier). Today I'll be picking a slew of games with absolutely no analysis. Let's face it, even if there was some analysis, you wouldn't be reading it because you're probably watching hockey or doing something else.

St. Louis (+1.5) at Washington (L)
Just chiming in here: I am so disappointed in the Nationals thus far....

Milwaukee (+1.5) at Pittsburgh (L)

LA Angels at Detroit (-114) (L) 
It is my belief that the Angels are the worst team in baseball.

Toronto (+1.5) at Cleveland (WINNER!) 

Atlanta at NY Mets (+1.5) (WINNER!)
Aaron Harang is pitching for Atlanta!!!! That's a fuckin joke!! He is the worst baseball player on the fucking planet!

NY Yankees at Tampa Rays (+1.5) (WINNER!)

Houston at Oakland (-225) (WINNER!)