Monday, May 5, 2014

NHL Playoff Puck Picks

Pittsburgh @ New York (-105) (L)
When the NHL hands the Rangers a back to back set of playoff games they tend to respond with a gigantic "Go Fuck Yourself" in the form of a decisive victory. At least that's that happened against Philly last series. I expect the Rangers to bounce back tonight at home and the NHL to be left looking for other ways to screw the Rangers out of the playoffs. Look for Nash to get on the board tonight with a twisted wrister top chellie after trucking over Letang. 

Pittsburgh @ New York Props

Will someone score in the first 10 minutes? 
- NO (+115)  (WINNER!)
Both goalies should lock it down tonight. The winning team will have to work hard and have luck on their side to beat either of these 2 goalies more than once. 

Rangers total shots on goal:
OVER 28.5 (-140) (WINNER!)
The Blue Shirts will be firing the puck frequently and often looking to create some second chance scoring opportunities. 

Los Angeles @ Anaheim (-1.5; +210) (L) 
LA's 5 game winning streak ends tonight. The Ducks shelled Jonathan Quick last game like he was on the Western Front. They hit 4 posts. Foligno hit 2 posts with one fucking shot. The Birdemic is coming in hot tonight and the Kings are about to be "dethroned". Get it? 

LA @ Anaheim Props 
Will either team score in the first 10 minutes?
-YES (-115) (WINNER!)
The Ducks are probably going to score 4 in the first 10. They're fuckin heated they lost last game. 

Total goals scored by Anaheim: 
OVER 2.5 (L)
-This all goes back to my belief that Anaheim is going to do horrible, horrible things to LA tonight. "Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife" kind of shit.

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