FIFA World Cup 2014

World Cup Slampiece Sunday

Bosnia Herzegovina vs Argentina (-275) (WINNER!)

My knowledge of international soccer comes almost exclusively from the game of FIFA.  All I know is I would rather have Lionel Messi and a bunch of pylons for my squad over Bosnia Herzegovina.  That little guy’s got some moves and his acceleration is off the charts (96 if we’re still talking FIFA).  Bosnia’s not all bad though; they have Dzeko from Man City who comes in with an 83 overall FIFA 14 rating.  However, Argentina has some “weapons in their arsenal” besides the atomic bomb (Messi).  They’re actually fuckin’ loaded with talent. Names such as: Higuain, Lavezzi, Aguero, Alvarez, and Di Maria grace the Argentinian line up.  All of whom, while not being in the same sentence as Messi, are right there in the next sentence when it comes to big time players in international soccer.  The combined speed in ‘Tina’s lineup is unparalleled right now in international soccer. 

Bosnia Herzegovina vs Argentina

OVER/UNDER: OVER 2.5 (-130) (WINNER!)

Do they have a goal lamp in soccer? I really have no idea, but if they do, Argentina is going to be lighting it up a lot tonight.  If Dzeko scores a goal and Argentina scores 5 I think that puts this game pretty well over.

Bosnia Herzegovina vs Argentina

PROP BETS

Total Cards (YELLOW = 1; RED = 2)

OVER/UNDER: UNDER 4.5 (-165) (WINNER!)

I’m looking for a nice clean game tonight; maybe a yellow card or two for each team.  I don’t think there’s anything to get too worked up about for either team as long as Argentina is up by a couple goals late in the game.  If they’re losing then this pick (and all picks for this game) are out the fuckin window.

Will there be a Penalty Scored?

YES (+350) (L)

I like this pick and more importantly, I like this line.  I think Argentina will draw a penalty kick since they should be controlling the ball around and within the Bosnian box for a solid amount of time. 

Which team will win the first Corner Kick?

Argentina (-175) (WINNER!)

Continuing with my theme of Argentina absolutely destroying Bosnia; if Argentina dominates from the start like they should then there’s no reason they aren’t the ones with the first Corner Kick.