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Thursday, June 26, 2014
FIFA WORLD CUP
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (+.5) vs Germany (OVER2.5) (Lx2)
This game is going to start off bad for the States. Germany is bound to get an early goal to seemingly break American spirit. But....this is AMURRICA!!!!! CLINT DEMPSEY IS GOING TO RAIN FREEDOM FROM OUTSIDE THE BOX AS THE LORD JESUS RIDES IN ON A BALD EAGLE WITH A HOT BLONDE WITH FAKE TITS PLAYING SWEET HOME ALABAMA AS SHE DRINKS AN ICE COLD BUDWEISER! AND JUST AS THESE RACIST, CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE, WORLD WAR SURRENDERING ASSHOLES THINK THEY'VE FOUND A WAY OUT, AMERICA WILL STRIKE AGAIN, SENDING THESE NAZIS BACK TO THEIR SLAVE SHIPS AND INDUSTRIAL AGE TANKS! GRAB A BEER, A WOMAN AND RIFLE, BECAUSE THIS 2-1 VICTORY ISNT' JUST A WIN FOR AMERICA, IT'S A VICTORY FOR THE WORLD!
This game is going to start off bad for the States. Germany is bound to get an early goal to seemingly break American spirit. But....this is AMURRICA!!!!! CLINT DEMPSEY IS GOING TO RAIN FREEDOM FROM OUTSIDE THE BOX AS THE LORD JESUS RIDES IN ON A BALD EAGLE WITH A HOT BLONDE WITH FAKE TITS PLAYING SWEET HOME ALABAMA AS SHE DRINKS AN ICE COLD BUDWEISER! AND JUST AS THESE RACIST, CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE, WORLD WAR SURRENDERING ASSHOLES THINK THEY'VE FOUND A WAY OUT, AMERICA WILL STRIKE AGAIN, SENDING THESE NAZIS BACK TO THEIR SLAVE SHIPS AND INDUSTRIAL AGE TANKS! GRAB A BEER, A WOMAN AND RIFLE, BECAUSE THIS 2-1 VICTORY ISNT' JUST A WIN FOR AMERICA, IT'S A VICTORY FOR THE WORLD!
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