Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Turrible Tuesday

I know what your first thought is when you take a look at these picks....what kind of a grown man goes around calling himself Bobby Catz??? Well come off it for a second and turn your focus back to losing next months rent payment on Euro qualifiers.

Wales (-2, -115) vs. Andorra (L)
Is Andorra seriously a country? Not to rag on the people from Andorra, but why the hell would you ever live in a place that 99% of civilization couldn't locate on a map? Well the people of Andorra are about to become very familiar with the Welsh Jesus aka Gareth Bale. Look for the Los Blancos striker to put on a clinic scoring at least 2 goals by himself and setting up countless chances for his mates, Wales knows they need the easy ones to have a shot at the Euro's and will take care of business today.

Netherlands (-1/2, -120) vs. Czech Republic (L)
The only game on this list that actually scares me a little bit. The Czech's are a good squad with some quality players that had a good showing at this past summers World Cup. You know who had a better World Cup though? The wooden shoes, weed smokin Oranje. Look for the Dutch to go up early and hold on for a 1-0 victory.

Italy (-1/2, -125) vs. Norway (WINNER!)
The Italians are notorious for playing down to their competition and this line undoubtedly suggests that Vegas expects them to do exactly that today. However if Ballotelli gets going early this could be a very long day for the Norwegians. I think Ballotelli nearly misses a goal in the first five minutes and then actually tries for the next 85 minutes scoring at least 3 goals against the hapless defenders from Norway.

Sugar's Big Ass Bases!
It's 11am here on the East Coast and I'm being told I need to get my picks in.  Apparently at some point in the last 2 days punctuality has become a pillar of our foundation here at DP.  I must have missed the meeting or, more likely, was just left out off the email recipient list for the memo. There's a lot of behind the scenes nonsense here; lots of secret xbox live meetings.  Nevertheless, since I am a punctual person by nature, I really don't have a problem with our new way of bidness.  

Since we are now fully submersed in football season I'm going to do my best to make you degenerate's a few extra dollars with some baseball lockz, that way you'll have more money to lose this Sunday making stupid bets on your favorite NFL team. 


Pittsburgh @ Philadelphia Phillies (+115)  (WINNER!)
Atlanta Braves (+130) @ Washington Natty Lights (L)
Kansas City @ Detroit (-180) (WINNER!)
LA Angels (-145) @ Texas Rangers (WINNER!)

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