Sloppy Saturday

Saturday’s Triple Team Parlay!!

France (-135) vs. Croatia

Spain (-33.5) vs. Senegal

Slovenia (-8.5) vs. Dominican Republic

Looking for a little ménage a trois action?? Don’t feel like hitching your money wagon to a bunch of 18-22 year olds struggling to move the ball on various campuses throughout the country?? Well Catz has a great little three teamer that is guaranteed to hit today at the FIBA championships in Spain. Look for France to win a squeaker against Croatia, Spain to blow out the Senegalese, and for the Dragic brothers to rock the Dominican Republic in the first action of the elimination round.

SUGAR'S UPSET LOCKZ OF THE CENTURY

DUCK HUNTING: SPARTAN STYLE

Over on the West Coast, about 5 hours south of Seattle, sits a desolate little shit hole of a town that goes by the name Eugene.  Before 2009 no one on Earth outside of Eugene gave a shit about Eugene.  Something changed that year though and ever since the world has been taken by storm by the most arrogant, bandwagon, Phil Knight cock-sucking, douche bags.  Who are these people I refer to? Fans of the University of Oregon Ducks football team.  It's a disease that's swept through the Pacific Northwest United States tenaciously.  You can spot these assholes wearing puke green and yellow colored clothing, throwing up their hands in the form of a "O" because it represents "their" team, and usually spewing absolute bullshit nonsense about how this is Oregon's year or some bullshit about how Oregon got screwed by the BCS committee 3 years ago.  They present themselves as an expert in the field of college football despite the fact that 99% never played football or cared about college football pre 2009. 

They say things like:

@PDXSKYWALKER: #GoDucks fans are year round beasts... Yeah I watched the #NCAA #track championship just to watch gold medalist 2nd string WR @DevonAllen13.

And,

@PDXSKYWALKER: @bensugar27 M State is not even going to be considered a big win for the ducks... Most of the #pac12fb is better than #michiganstate anyway

The arrogance is almost captivating.  A top 10 match up against the defending Rose Bowl champions isn't a big game for the Ducks? Hmmm. Now I know the actual Oregon Ducks football team and the few legitimate fans that they have realize the importance of this game. Not only will a loss jeopardize a shot at playing in the first ever college football playoff, but they're taking on the defending Rose Bowl champions at home.  This game is huge for Michigan State and it's huge for Oregon.  A Michigan State loss will damage the perception of the Big10 nationally, especially now that Ohio State's season is essentially a wash.  

Oregon fans like to talk about their team having "swag". They wear a totally different uniform every other game with some new cool shit on it given to them by their number one fan and alumnus: Nike founder Phil Knight.  Let's just talk about ole Phil for a hot second.  This asshole is personally responsible for thousands upon thousands of human beings living in absolute poverty in Asian countries with no hope of a better life.  His factories are notorious throughout the world for their human rights violations.  Fuck you Phil, you're a piece of shit asshole.  Now that's out of the way, let me just remind you that Oregon fans essentially worship that asshole. 

You aren't showing swag by wearing new uni's every game. You know what swag looks like? Winning the Rose Bowl on a 4th and 1' defensive stop and partying with Rich Homie Quan in the locker room after the game because you and the Spartan Dawgs are "feelin' some type of way". Swag is winning the Big10 championship as underdogs then going out to Cali as underdogs and beating the PAC12's best. 

The Oregon Ducks can suck a fat one this afternoon because these SPARTAN DAWGS came to represent the Big10 and lay waste to some Ducks.  

PICK: MICHIGAN STATE +12 (-110) @ University of Oregon

MLB Upset Lockz

White Sox (+145) @ Cleveland 

Atlanta @ Miami (+102)

Toronto (+120) @ Boston

LA Angels (EVEN) @ Minnesota