NHL Tuesday

SUGAR'S BLOWED OUT 8 TEAM SOIRÉE 

  With all this ebola goin around your stock portfolio might be in a bit of slump. Today's your lucky day. The Sharks are looking to close out a 5 game East Coast swing through tonight in Boston. Joe Thorton doesn't like losing to Boston. Marleau is off to another all star start some how for the 15th year in a row. Move on down that list and you'll find an easy money Hawks pick with little pay out. The Flyers aren't typically ones to give up a lot of goals even when they lose but if you're feeling ballsy roll the -1.5. 

  Tampa had a late night on the town the night before their last game which was obvious because Stamkos didn't score a single goal. It's okay though, burying impossibly filthy geno's is what Stamkos fiends for with the intensity of a heroin addict who hasn't mainlined in a week. Ryan Miller is going to look to Sparty On down in Dallas with the Canucks tonight. The Nucks have had problems containing Seguin in the past but all that was BRM - Before Ryan Miller. The Blue Shirts head into the detested wasteland known as "New Jersey." I've been there, there's nothing new about it. People have been talking shit about the Rangers the past week and I don't think they are going to take it lying down. These are the defending Eastern Conference Champions and they hail from the greatest city in earth. 

  Varlamov is supposed to be between the pipes tonight for the Avs. Luongo's on the other end for the fierce Florida Panthers! Nah, I expect Luongo to get shot at more than an ISIS leader who just landed in South Georgia. Music City takes on the "Arizona" Yotes. I wonder how many people outside of Phoenix even know that the Yotes exist? Good thing they now represent the whole state! 

  Last but not least, Dustin "I don't have a position" Byfuglien and his crew are looking to put the stomp on a disorganized Carolina team in the midst of trade rumors concerning their best player. There it is. 8 team Tuesday night.

San Jose Sharks +115

NY Rangers +105

Music City Predators -160

Winnipeg Jets -150

Chi Town Hawks -210

Vancouver Nucks +115

Tampa Lightning -115

Colorado Avs -170