MLB Opening Day

Opening Day!

It's opening day for all you retirees, morbidly obese, and weird uncles. Yeah today marks the day that all other sports fans die a little inside as we hit the lowpoint in all of the athletic seasons. The good news is, we have gambling to make things interesting. While baseball has promised to "speed up" the game this year we all know it really doesn't matter. Is baseball the most loathed "sport" here at Dirty Picks? Yeah, probably. But in all fairness, it's not that bad! Hell you get to sit outside, drink overpriced beer and hot dogs all day! While your fat ass is increasing your caloric intake beyond anything the human body is capable of, catch some rayz and get a tan! Lord knows you haven't been outside in weeks! Today, I would reccomend loading up on bets! Put in at least 15 and just ride it out, we'll do our best to stay involved in baseball this year, but I can't promise anything. Here is our Opening Day slate:

NYY U8
TOR +1.5
DET -1.5
COL +1.5
BOS -115
PIT +1.5
LAD -1.5
SEA -1.5
OAK -1.5