Slump Buster Sunday!

Liverpool (-1.5) vs Swansea City (L)

Since the NBA All-Star break, I have been on what one might describe as a slump. I have seemingly lost my ability to determine who will and will not cover spreads or even win games for that matter. So, like all savants or masters of their craft, I will attempt to remedy this with a method as old as organized religion. Slump busting is the tradition of banging the ugliest girl possible in order to extract oneself mired in a slump. Since I doubt any of our readers want to watch me banging the ugliest girl I can possibly find (unless you do? No, okay) I will instead pick the winner of the ugliest sports contest I can find. European soccer! Or as God called it once, "hell on earth." If Liverpool covers this spread, the curse will officially be lifted and I will be free to continue making my shitty NBA picks. If they don't, well Cthulhu is going to get a lot of sacrifices this month.