Free Baseball Picks!

Just because I made a ton of NBA picks today, doesn't mean I'm going to stay away from the MLB! After a few days off, observing the game, bathing in stats and watching Robinson Cano's swing, I'm back with more non-sensical baseball picks:

Miami (+1.5) at Philadelphia (WINNER!)
The Marlins have not completely sucked this year! The Phillies are garbage though, so let's keep swimming with the Marlins, even though they are terrible on the road.

Toronto (+1.5) at Baltimore (WINNER!)
I think Baltimore has dominated every time I have bet against them. Feel comfortable taking the Jays though, they haven't been bad this year and at least keep things competitive as they've gotten off to a mediocre start.

Washington (+1.5) at Atlanta (L)
Why are the Natties so bad this year? I mean, they're not BAD, but they're not looking like a team capable of winning the Cup...or trophy... or whatever the fuck baseball's championship is. Bryce Baseball (the bro version of Mike Trout) is struggling to be a solid baseball player and the only man in his sport with some personality. Maybe he'll line some changers oppo tonight to change my tone (I don't even know what that means).

LA Dodgers (-122) at Arizona (WINNER!)
Everybody is talking about Puig and how much of an asshole he is, but who cares? He's not JR Smith or Desean Jackson! Let the man show up late to meetings and practice! It's not like they do anything anyways! Greinke is on the mound tonight, so the Dodgers should be fine.

Oakland at Seattle (+1.5) (L)
I'm not about to trust Ramirez on the mound yet, but I do trust that some Smoak bombs will be dropped in Seatown today. Go with the underrated M's again.