BJ's Hella Hump Day Picks
Texas at Boston (-135) (WINNER!)
I was so wrong about the Rangers yesterday. I wasn't wrong about the fact that Lackey sucks. Once again I am taking the Soxxx because they have Jake Peavy pitching, a nice, old, washed up white guy. ROLL IT!
Jordan Zimmerman should be able to overpower the surprising, but still irrelevant Marlins today. Look for Bryce Baseball to jack two into the White House front lawn.
Houston (+1.5) at Toronto (L)
I believe in the Blastros!!! They can catch fire in a heartbeat! Yeah, ok, I'm making this up, but you don't want to be the guy that bets (-1.5) against the Blastros every night, only to get burned 70% of the time.
Baltimore at NY Yankees (-163) (L)
Tanaka Fever!!!! Actually that sounds like something horrible from WWII....
LA Angels at Seattle (+1.5) (L)
When are people going to start giving the Mariners props? One night they are heavily favored, the next night they apparently have no shot! Look for the M's to continue their dominance of the Angels tonight as Justin "Smoak your whole family" bombs a few into Edgar's Cantina.
Detroit (-112) at LA Dodgers
For some reason I hate both LA teams. Oh and ANIBAL Sanchez is pitching for the Tigers tonight. Anytime I can say ANIBAL in my grizzled, mustachioed Mexican voice, you know we're locked in.
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