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Boston Red Sox at Seattle Mariners (-134) (L) 
Hisashi Iwakuma takes the mound against Clay Bucholz as the Mariners try to keep their hot streak alive. In reality, this pick is probably shitty. Every time the Mariners get something going, they fuck it up somehow. I just have a hard time seeing them lose to a struggling Red Sox team with 'Kuma on the mound. Bucholz has a 7.02 ERA, even the lowly Mariners should be able to dominate that matchup.

Minnesota Twins at Los Angeles Angels (-188) (WINNER!)
The Angels are looking good tonight with Garret Richards on the mound. Richards has been dominant this month and has won his last 3 starts. He has a 2.79 ERA and will probably end up with 16+ wins. Tonight will be one of them. Oh and the have Mike Trout.

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BOS at SEA (-140) (UNDER 6)
This is a no brainer. Felix Hernandez is on the mound for the semi-lukewarm Mariners and they are playing in Seattle. Now be weary of the parlay here. Felix is known to pitch 9 shutout innings for a no decision before a Seattle reliever inevitably gives up a home run for a 1-0 Mariner's loss. I just have a feeling that tonight, Cano will be clutch against his old rivals and lead the Mariner's to a nice 3-1 victory. 6 runs, come on, the Mariner's aren't capable of that kind of offense.

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Texas at Boston (-135) (WINNER!)
I was so wrong about the Rangers yesterday. I wasn't wrong about the fact that Lackey sucks. Once again I am taking the Soxxx because they have Jake Peavy pitching, a nice, old, washed up white guy. ROLL IT!

Miami at Washington (-200) (WINNER!)
Jordan Zimmerman should be able to overpower the surprising, but still irrelevant Marlins today. Look for Bryce Baseball to jack two into the White House front lawn.

Houston (+1.5) at Toronto  (L) 
I believe in the Blastros!!! They can catch fire in a heartbeat! Yeah, ok, I'm making this up, but you don't want to be the guy that bets (-1.5) against the Blastros every night, only to get burned 70% of the time.

Baltimore at NY Yankees (-163)  (L)
Tanaka Fever!!!! Actually that sounds like something horrible from WWII....

LA Angels at Seattle (+1.5) (L)
When are people going to start giving the Mariners props? One night they are heavily favored, the next night they apparently have no shot! Look for the M's to continue their dominance of the Angels tonight as Justin "Smoak your whole family" bombs a few into Edgar's Cantina.

Detroit (-112) at LA Dodgers 
For some reason I hate both LA teams. Oh and ANIBAL Sanchez is pitching for the Tigers tonight. Anytime I can say ANIBAL in my grizzled, mustachioed Mexican voice, you know we're locked in.

Weekend MLB Picks

Chicago White Sox (+1.5) at Kansas City Royals  (WINNER!)
To me, it's crazy that the Royals are actually starting to be favored in games. I just thought they had cool unis and a nice stadium to make up for the fact that they sucked for the last decade. I guess they have finally made something of their talent and even though the Sox are sitting players today, they should still keep it close.


Philadelphia (-122) at Chicago Cubs (WINNER!)
I remember when the Philly's brought together the nastiest starting rotation in existence a few years ago. Now look at them. Cliff Lee is no longer the most feared name on the mound, but he still has some tricks up his sleeve. Add in Philly's hot bats and the Cubs being cursed by Lord Voldemort and we have ourselves a blow out!


Seattle (-126) at Oakland Athletics  (WINNER!)
The home plate ump screwed Seattle two nights ago and the A's grounds crew screwed them last night! Time for King Felix to get up in Billy Beane's asshole and show him that money always wins over talent!

Atlanta at Washington (-154) (L)
Steven Strasburg is a beast and Bryce Harper is hilarious/the Johnny Football of baseball. In fact, I'll be calling him Bryce Baseball from now on.

St. Louis (+1.5) at Pittsburgh (WINNER!)
I have no idea what happened to the Spurs of baseball last night. They got hammered. Today should be different unless the Pitt has opened up some sort of baseball wormhole I didn't hear about.

San Diego at Miami (-152) (WINNER!)
Miami has been Seattle South for me this year! Ol' reliable! Not sure how, seeing as they suck.


Texas at Tampa Bay (-190) (WINNER!)
One day, Texas is going to explode for 25 runs. Hopefully, its' not today, not on D. Price.

LA Angels (-157) at Houston Blastros  (WINNER!)
Josh Hamilton had a great game last night and didn't even have to go to rehab afterwards! That's class and that is why I'm gong with the Angels! .....seriously though, I'm going with the Angels because Mike Trout is already the MVP.

Milwaukee at Boston  (-205) (L)
Milwaukee ain't hittin shit over that big ass wall!