MLB picks

Kansas City Royals (-118) @ Texas Rangers (WINNER!)

I'm sure the Royals will continue rolling tonight and build on their lead in the division. The Royals have been on fire the past month while the Tigers are crashing like it's going out of style. Royals should have no problem taking care of the Rangers tonight. 

Seattle Mariners (EVEN) @ Boston (WINNER!)

Seattle's been rolling lately also. Boston's been looking shittier than the 2008 Lions. I expect the Mariners from out west to win another on the road tonight in Boston. 

Atlanta Braves (-130) @ Cinci (L)

I went with the Braves last night and it paid off. I'm doubling down here and rolling it again. 

NFL Picks

NO (+2, -105) vs. INDY (WINNER!)
Man Indy is in trouble if anything happens to Luck. This team is devoid of talent at literally every single position that doesn’t include someone with the last name Luck. The back-ups are terrible,  and the owner is even worse.  Look for Drew Brees and company to take an early lead in this game and for them to hold on in the second half.

TB (+3, -105) vs. Buffalo (WINNER!)
The shit battle!! If you absolutely hate football this is the game to watch!! Both of these teams are going to have very long injury plagued seasons in their respective divisions, but expect the Bucs to pull one out tonight. Also rookie WR Mike Evans is a crazy person, seriously look up his recent incident outside of a nightclub and think that this guy is the key to the Bucs offense!! Bucs are terrible, Bills are worse, put your money on the Bucs.

Rams (+2) vs. Cleveland (WINNER!)
The Rams have a filthy defensive line. I mean just absolutely filthy. With stalwart defensive ends Robert Quinn and Chris long coupled with a pair of defensive tackle studs and you have arguably the best d-line in the league (though them boys in green might have a few things to say in New York). Cleveland just made Hoyer the starter too despite a very lackluster preseason. I think that Johnny Football really presses tonight in a last ditch effort to impress and struggles mightily against this talented St.Louis front. St. Louis wins easy.

Denver (-7) vs. Houston   (L)
Oh god Houston, this line is not nearly high enough. The Broncos are going to treat this game like a dress rehearsal much like the Pats did last night in their pasting of the Panthers. This is not good news for the Texans. Literally the only good thing for a Texans fan to take out of this game is that Clowney might pressure Manning a couple of times and force him into a few early mistakes. However, Peyton is a 25 year grown ass man pro and will adjust and adjust and adjust some more until he torches this D for 200 yards and 3td’s at half. Denver wins this game by half.