Sunday Super Card!

MLB Picks

San Diego @ Arizona Dbags (+101) (L)

Zona is looking to keep rolling at home this afternoon against the Padres. They've looked good the last couple days at home. I think they keep rolling today in the desert.

LA Angels (+123) @ Oakland (WINNER!)

No way the Angles lose again to the A's. I expect the bats on LA to take over tonight and give them a big road win in Oakland. 

NFL Picks

SD vs. SAN FRAN (-6, -105) (WINNER!)
You know who is really good Christian fella? That Phillip Rivers, he might as well be Mormon, he has like 15 kids and leads the teams in prayer on and off the field. You know who doesn’t give a fuck that Rivers is basically a Mormon? The 49ers!! The Niners are going to steamroll the Chargers tonight as they prepare to enter the regular season, and there is literally nothing San Diego can do about it. Seriously name one player on the Chargers D besides maybe Eric Weddle, or Manti Teo and his fake girlfriend. Waiting….yeah that’s what I thought, good luck with that! Niners win this game in the first half and coast to a second half victory.

CIN (+3, -115) vs. AZ (WINNER!)
The Bengals are actually pretty scary this year. I know that Dalton gets all kinds of flack because he’s not an elite QB, but gets paid like one…but the dude can complete passes. Of course it doesn’t hurt when his Wr’s look like the starting lineup you would kill for in a fantasy draft, but still he gets them the ball. They have all kinds of weapons and should be able to move the ball pretty well against an overrated Cardinals defense. This one should be close throughout, with Cincy pulling away in the last quarter.