NFL Preseason

NFL PRESEASON WEEK 1

SEA (-1.5) at DEN (UNDER 37.5) (L) (WINNER!)

Even though this is the first week of preseason the Denver Broncos are treating this game like it is a Super Bowl revenge game. Let's not forget that the Broncos got blown the fuck out in a REAL game last February. Even though the Broncos are saying this game "means something" and that it's "about pride," I still think the Horses from Denver get their asses beat. The Seahawks have more depth and their backups know that if they put on a good show in the preseason, they could earn a roster spot. This is why Pete Carroll takes the preseason so seriously. He expects his players to "ComPETE" no matter what their roster position is. Expect quite a few picks for the Hawks secondary as Tavaris Jackson and Terelle Pryor guide the offense down the field for a couple TDs. Christine Michael will be the star of tonight's game. Easy win for the Seahawks, again.

SF at Bal (-2) (WINNER!)

Football is back with the first slate of preseason games this summer!! And in the very first game of the season we get to watch the Harbaugh brothers duke it out!! Every time these guys play each other it's basically a fist fight out on the field, and even though it's preseason don't expect a different result tonight! Throw in the fact that Blaine Gabbert is the backup QB for San Fran and you have a Baltimore beatdown all but guaranteed.

NY Jets (-3) at INDY (L)

Yes I know that I can't be impartial when it comes to the Jets, but seriously hear me out here. The Colts have a terrible football team in everyone without the name Luck on their jersey. Luckily for the Jets (pun definitely intended) he only gets to play a few series and even if he manages some points, whoever the backup is will give them right back. Also Mike Vick gets to play after Geno is done, so this could be over at half time for the Colts.