How did South Korea make this tournament? Seriously, who did they beat out in order to get in this tournament, the Washington Generals? What am I, Dan Gilbert? I’m so confused. Did they nationalize a bunch of American dudes who somehow have a South Korean cousin giving them citizenship? Checking roster…nope this team is full of South Korean’s who are somehow on the same level as the US, Spain, and even Lithuania. Well not today, Lithuania plays a solid style of eastern European basketball and should win this one in a blowout.
USA (-11.5) vs. Dominican Republic after the first quarter!
I really don’t have all day to watch this game, so I’m getting my bet over with as quick as possible. I feel like this is the fifteenth time these teams have played since the middle of August, so we already know what we are getting here. The US will start slow, Francisco Garcia will hit a three and moon the US bench and then all hell will break loose as the Americans go off for 55 in the first quarter!
France (+15.5) vs. Spain
Upset spread cover of the day!! This ain’t your daddy’s French national team, but they aren’t exactly the South Koreans either. Spain plays a very slow, grind it out defensive possession based game that should allow France to hang around for most of this game. Plus we all know Spain is just counting the days until the championship against the Americans, so they are bound to take a game off here and there, again Spain wins this game, but don’t be surprised if it’s a four or five point game in the fourth.
Sugar's Bases
Detroit Tigers (+107) @ Cleveland
What do you do when naked pictures of you get released to the entire world? I'll tell you what you do, you get out on a baseball field and rage pitch. Verlander's rough season got even rougher the other day with a leaked nude photo fiasco. The former Cy Young winner has dropped off this year to say the least. Why am I picking the Tigs then you're wondering? Because it's Justin Fuckin' Verlander. He's pissed off, he's sick of people talkin shit, he probably got a hummer from Kate Upton this morning and he's ready to throw the ball like a champ. If he doesn't, Detroit's bats have been going off like the 2002 Red Wings.
Cinci (+140) @ Baltimore Oreos
No particular reason I went with the Reds here. They're favored to lose, Baltimore isn't that much better, it's basically a toss up. To reiterate what I explain yesterday, baseball is just a bunch of dudes whacking a ball around spitting chew everywhere. Baltimore could win by 30 runs today and lose by 30 runs to the same fucking group of guys tomorrow. So, yeah, I picked the Reds.
Toronto Blow Jobs (+102) @ Tampa Bay Rays
The Canucks are heading to Florida to kick some ass. This is just another pick from the standpoint of baseball being nothing than a bunch of bros whacking a ball around and spitting chew all over.
Seattle Mariners (+110) @ Oakland Un-Athletics
Felix is pitching tonight for Seattle. It seems like easy money if you ask me.
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