Garbage Ass NFL Thursday Game
New York Football Giants @ Washington [Expletives] -3.5 (-105)
Being the Michigan State football fan that I am made this pick easy for me. Captain Kirk is going to lead his team to victory tonight. I'm so confident I even picked up Cousins this week as my fantasy QB (since Peyton has a bye week). Did you see him last Sunday?! 420 something yards? Michigan State represent. I think Kirk Cousins is going to seize his moment and show that he can be a starting NFL QB. Washington wins by 10.
BJ's Sloppy Seconds
NYG @ WAS (OVER 46)
So here I was sitting back, being terrible at my job, and I decided I should probably throw my two cents in on what is sure to be another terrible Thursday game. The Giants are the worst team in football, we can all agree on that. They have no defensive talent (Jon Beason WAS a starting lineback! Then he got hurt!), their QB is the most overrated sports figure of the last 25 years and their coach looks like he could potentially be one of those angry, in-the-closet racist, Republicans we all hate. Well, I am with Sugar here. Kirko Cousins may not be a good QB, but he's going to beat the fuck out of the Giants tonight! You know what else? Fuck you ESPN. I could usually go to Grantland, get a good laugh out of Bill Simmons' pick column and then go bang one out in the shower. Now? Nothin. All due to some bullshit suspension that only Roger Goodell agrees with! Speaking of which, did Risque Roger set this suspension? Beucase it's another one that makes no sense relative to the offense. 3 WEEKS?!! That's more than Ray Rice was suspended for going all Ice Man Chuck Lidell on his wife! Thank God Simmons said something, because looking back, Rog has been a garbage ass commissioner his entire time in office. Not a bad commisioner like David Stern who just pissed people off, but a true fuck up. I hope the ensuing Simmons backlash helps ESPN realize they might lose some of their most talented staff.
This is why, we here at Dirty Picks are sending out an open invite to Bill Simmons! Come on and join the DP team Bill, you can say whatever you want, be a homer and enjoy our private limo. Stop smokin that Reggie and roll with the big boys at DP. If you need us, hit us up @dirtiestpicks and we'll give you more info.
Here are some tweets regarding the #freesimmons movement from unwilling participants:
@DangerMoses: ESPN reacted more to @BillSimmons saying what everyone was thinking than @ChrisBroussard saying gay people are sinners. Classy. #FreeSimmons
NYG @ WAS (OVER 46)
So here I was sitting back, being terrible at my job, and I decided I should probably throw my two cents in on what is sure to be another terrible Thursday game. The Giants are the worst team in football, we can all agree on that. They have no defensive talent (Jon Beason WAS a starting lineback! Then he got hurt!), their QB is the most overrated sports figure of the last 25 years and their coach looks like he could potentially be one of those angry, in-the-closet racist, Republicans we all hate. Well, I am with Sugar here. Kirko Cousins may not be a good QB, but he's going to beat the fuck out of the Giants tonight! You know what else? Fuck you ESPN. I could usually go to Grantland, get a good laugh out of Bill Simmons' pick column and then go bang one out in the shower. Now? Nothin. All due to some bullshit suspension that only Roger Goodell agrees with! Speaking of which, did Risque Roger set this suspension? Beucase it's another one that makes no sense relative to the offense. 3 WEEKS?!! That's more than Ray Rice was suspended for going all Ice Man Chuck Lidell on his wife! Thank God Simmons said something, because looking back, Rog has been a garbage ass commissioner his entire time in office. Not a bad commisioner like David Stern who just pissed people off, but a true fuck up. I hope the ensuing Simmons backlash helps ESPN realize they might lose some of their most talented staff.
This is why, we here at Dirty Picks are sending out an open invite to Bill Simmons! Come on and join the DP team Bill, you can say whatever you want, be a homer and enjoy our private limo. Stop smokin that Reggie and roll with the big boys at DP. If you need us, hit us up @dirtiestpicks and we'll give you more info.
Here are some tweets regarding the #freesimmons movement from unwilling participants:
@DangerMoses: ESPN reacted more to @BillSimmons saying what everyone was thinking than @ChrisBroussard saying gay people are sinners. Classy. #FreeSimmons
@Aunderwood48: Knows it's not a free speech issue, but @BillSimmons getting suspended is "fucking bullshit" #isawthetape #FreeSimmons #resignroger
@DanPomp32 : @espn how does @nflcommish's dick taste? Your commentators should all be wearing B&W stripes and the #NFL shield.
#FreeSimmons
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