Catz NFL Lockz!

CHI (+7, -135) vs. NE

Anytime you pick against the Pats it makes you a little queasy come Sunday morning, its either that or morning sickness I can't really be sure either way. Regardless, I like getting the points here for the Bears. They are in complete turmoil this week after Brandon Marshall or one of his personalities lost it on the entire locker room after their loss last weekend.  Ol' Smokin Jay Cutz should rebound in what might be the biggest game of his career. Plus the Jets looked decent against this decimated Pats D, and the Jets are terrible!! Imagine what Alshon and B-Marsh can do come Sunday?? Yeah, take the points here it's pretty safe.

 

Philly (+3, -135) vs. AZ

Two very good teams playing for the inside track on the number one seed come playoff time. In this one I am going to invoke one of the oldest and most reliable rules by which you should always make your gambling choices, always take the points when Chip Kelly is the coach of the Eagles. Sure they might come out and lay an egg (EAGLES BURN!!!!), but do you really want to be the guy that backs Arizona and gives points when the Eagles explode for 35 in the second half to blow this out of the water?? Plus there is always the potential of Sproles hitting a home run and Philly stealing this game on the road.

HOU (-3, -120) vs. TENN

I hate Zach Mettenberger. You know how you can just look at a quarterback and decide instantly if he is going to be a good QB? Look at Tom Brady, Russell Wilson, even Andrew Luck's goofy ass!! You can tell this Mettenberger dude is a clown and JJ Watt fuckin hates clowns (I assume). Still don't believe me? Google Mettenberger real quick and then see if you can tell yourself that giving that guy three points is still a good choice. Thought so...Houston rebounds with a victory here.