Monday, October 27, 2014

Monday Night Madness

WAS (+10.5) AT DAL under 49.5 

When I approached a random Asian man on the street and asked him what his favorite football team was, he screamed and yelled "Godzilla is coming!!" before sprinting off in the opposite direction. Thus proving my point that even the most casual of football fans immediately recognizes the history of the Cowboys/Redskins rivalry.  This is that classic story of two groups who can never be friends and will be mortal enemies until the end. Your classic vinegar and oil, Republicans and Democrats or Americans and the people who live in the south. Tonight though we are going to back the little brother in the 'Skins against the heavily favored 'boys. The 'boys will definitely bring their infamous running game and small pox infestation to the field as they have so many times before. This time though its the 'Skins who will be laying the trap and will pull the upset over the Boys winning this game outright!! If not you still get ten points, so keep it close 'Skins!! Also how ironic is it that Mr. Texas, Mr. All-American, Colt Fuckin McCoy is the QB for the Skins. The guy's name is COLT MCCOY!!! Colt McCoy, starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys is almost too perfect!!! Oh well, I guess for once the Skins will have their revenge and the sweet irony is that Colt is the one who's gonna do it.


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