NBA Opening Night

NBA Opener

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Dallas Mavericks (+3.5) at San Antonio (OVER 203)

Oh yeah! The NBA is back! While the MLB season just won't die, we can all move on to a real sport. We have college football, the NFL and NBA to make bank on, so let's start with the defending champs. When gambling on the Spurs, remember two things: Greg Popovich doesn't care about you or your family and take the over. The Spurs, no matter what lineup they trot out, will score 100 points. Tonight, The Pop Dog has Kawhi, Patty and Tiago sitting. It is also the night the Spurs get their rings and celebrate their title. Well guess what? Pop doesn't give a fuck. Sit everybody, trot out some scrubs and keep it competitive. Dirk and the fellas should be able to win this one comfortably with Kawhi out. 

Orlando Magic at New Orleans Pelicans (-9.5) (UNDER 191)

Oh God I don't know how many of you guys watch Wrasslin' but this is the equivalent of a Divas match. You think you're in for a great night of wrasslin, maybe you have a Cena match, or Randy Orton in there *BOOM!!* they hit you with a women's match right in the middle. Don't get me wrong, the Pellies are a legit team. They would be a top 4 seed in the East and will win at least 40 this year. The Magic on the other hand, are gross. They have a bad coach and no star player. No one can shoot, which means they have to take the ball to the rack on Anthony "MVP" Davis. Don't bother watching this boring ass blowout unless you want to see what a 35-14-5-4 looks like from one of the best in the L.

Houston Rockets at Los Angeles Lakers (+7) (OVER 207)

The Rockets can put up the points, the Lakers just suck. Pick the Rockets here right? NOPE. Everyone is on the Rockets, you know it, I know it, Vegas knows it. The Lake Show are trotting out a garbage ass roster with Kobe at the center. A very pissed off Kobe who just got shit on for 2 weeks straight. He will be defended by James Harden, a man so put off by defense that I can't even think of a "skanky college chick that is easy to score" joke. I expect an inefficient 28 from Ice Kobe tonight, and a nice revenge game from Jeremy Lin as the Lakers come back in garbage time to cover.