May 2 Gambling

THE BIGGEST GAMBLING DAY EVER

Today is the biggest gambling day of all time! The Kentucky Derby! Mayweather-Pacquiao! NBA Game 7! Hell, I think the MLB might still exist! So today we are offering a boatload of picks and props for our loyal readers. Speaking of loyal readers, we want to thank you all for checking out DP throughout our short period of existence. Today we plan on hitting 100,000 VIEWS  which is a major accomplishment for any major news outlet or publication. As we continue to dominate the likes of Grantland, Yahoo, Fox Deportes and other illustrious media outlets, we will never forget our loyal readers who pay out the ass just to see our content. Thanks fuckerz!

NBA Western Conference Playoffs LAC vs SAS (+2) CATZ: You would think for a game seven there would be a ton more analysis and general waffling on my part right? Not today, as soon as I saw the Spurs were getting points in a game seven it was a pretty easy decision. This has been a really fun series, but if I'm gonna put actual cold hard cash on one of these teams, I feel way more comfortable with Pop, Duncan and Kawhi even if they are on the road. Spurs advance to play the Warriors, Dirty Picks moves on to the most important boxing match in history. NUTZ: Totally agree with this pick for two reasons: 1) I don't trust the Clippers. This could be one of those games where CP3 plays great, but turns the ball over in some crucial situation down the stretch. Or maybe Deandre just does something really stupid. The Clips have a shit stain of a record screwing up these big games in the end. The Spurs know how to close it out at the end of a game (unless it's the Heat). 2) The Spurs are the Spurs. Until they completely turn their roster over and hire a new coach you have to ride with them and the points.  Mayweather (-200) vs Pacquiao The fight that saved boxing! Well at least it is supposed to. Regardless, the amount of money flowing in or around this match is insane. From the massive viewing parties, to actually buying a ticket to the event, this fight should stimulate the economy and keep Vegas in bidness for at least 10 more years. There isn't much to say for the actuall combat portion of this spectacle. Mayweather is the better fighter and has been. I don't like him at all, and I hope Manny kicks his ass, but if I'm betting: my money is on Money.  2015 Kentucky Derby  Materiality (12/1): The fastest horse in the race! Seriously I saw some stats on this horse and apparently his speed figure is ridiculous! I don't know what the means, but I like the odds. Apparently he/she is a young horse and may freak out in a big race. So that's not good...