Sunday Sundae!

Since the Dirty Picks couldn't coordinate well enough to get a podcast recorded this week, B Catz decided to come to the rescue for the blog once again with some sweet, treat football locks. Fresh off an impressive, borderline Pats level of cheating, 10-4-1 last Sunday, we attempt to keep this picks training rolling into week 5. BUF -2 vs TEN Rex Ryan eats rookie QBs like they were a set of fifteen sliders at White Castle!! Seriously the man can eat, even post lap band surgery. But if there is one thing Rex knows better than the inside of a fast food burger joint it's how to confuse the hell out of opposing quarterbacks, let alone rookie QBs. After looking very solid through the first few weeks, I think this is finally the week Marcus looks like a rookie and throws four picks, as Rex and the Bills go duck hunting in Nashville. CHI +9 vs KC I really did not like this line when I initially looked at it, but then I started thinking, would I really be comfortable on the other side of this? Alex Smith as my QB giving nine points against a Bears offense that actually does have some talent? Hell no!! That man shouldn't be trusted to pick up Justin Houstons dry cleaning, let alone run a successful NFL team. Sure Jamaal Charles is going to get his like he usually does, but I don't think KC has enough in the tank to win this game by 9 points. NYG (-7) vs SF This is basically the fuck you 49ers offense bet. I took the Niners last week against the Packers and then watched them barely be able to move the ball and get smoked 17-3 by a barely trying Aaron Rodgers and company. This week I don't expect anything different. These ain't the Harbaugh Niners anymore, expect a massive beat down by the Giants as OBJ has a monster game with at least two sportscenter top 10 grabs against a suspect Niners d.