NBA WTF is Going on Tuesday

Well, it finally happened. After months and months of phone tapping and daily visits to Dirtiestpicks.com, Vegas readjusted on the NBA. Last year (and even earlier this season) you could take points in three games a night and you were guaranteed to go 2-1. We wouldn't even check scores from the previous night because it was so much of a sure thing. Well, the jig is up. After getting absolutely slaughtered over the past six nights, we realized its not what we were doing (writing kick ass picks daily) it was want we weren't doing. We had become the Scott Brooks of sports gamblers. We were playing the same style night after night, even when the opposition had adjusted and it wasn't working anymore. So we did what the Thunder did and fired the coach, replacing him with a hilariously incompetent college coach with a big name!! Without any further ado, on to the adjustment!!

CLE -1 vs BOS

Boston is an easy pick here right?? They played the Warriors extremely well last week, and should be rested and ready to roll against a Cavs team that sims through games like they were playing My GM in 2k! Nope. Not today chief. Cavs are getting ready for their Christmas day match up with the Dubs, and you can bet LeBron will have this squad firing on all cylinders in ten days, starting with a big win tonight in Boston.

MIL -4 vs LAL

If you believe in the transitive property this is the best team in sports right?? They beat an all-time great team on Saturday and dropped the Warriors to 24-1!! So what if the Warriors were on the seventh game in a road trip and coming off a double OT win in Boston the night before, and the Bucks struggle with consistency. This is a lock. The Lakers are terrible, and Kobe isn't going to get his groove going against a team that has so much length and athleticism across the board. Oh, the Bucks are on a nine game road losing streak?? Doesn't matter. Diamond encrusted steel cage lock!!

HOU +1.5 vs SAC

Okay I couldn't help myself. You know I'm addicted to taking points, and one a night can't hurt anything right? I mean heroin addicts still get to take methadone to kick their habit right?? Lets look at it like that. This is my methadone pick of the day! And I feel really good about it, because as much as Houston is a diarrhea garbage team, Rondo is out for the Kings. Sac town isn't the same squad without Rajon, Houston wins!!