NFL Week 5

Bobby Catz Slippery Sunday Picks 

PHILLY (-7.5, -105) vs. STL

Alright, I might be picking some low hanging fruit with this one, but it is almost impossible for me to imagine that Philly's offense is going to struggle two weeks in a row. Sure the Rams have a D almost as dirty as Ron Jeremy (almost), but they aren't coached like the Niners. Look for the Eagles to get back on track in a 28-3 type blowout.

TB (+11, -115) vs. New Orleans

People need to calm down about the Bucs, they aren't that bad. They started Josh McCown for some unknown reason in the first couple of weeks, and rightly got their shit handed to them (a really weird expression when you think about it). Now they have a somewhat serviceable QB in Glennon, and Doug Martin rounding into form after being injured early. Yeah they probably won't win this game, but don't be a sucker and buy in to the hype that is this 11 point line.

KC (+6) vs. San Fran

Is this a joke? We just watched KC rock the New England Patriots at home!! Sure it was a Mondaynight game and they were playing in front of a raucous crowd that was amped up for some fall baseball as well, but this team is not that bad. They aren't winning the Super Bowl, or even making the playoffs, but why couldn't they steal one from San Fran on the road?? Did you see how nervous they made Brady look last week? He looked like a 15 year old touching his first breast after a homecoming dance!! The dude basically shit his pants on the field, which the guys from South Park called years ago. So why couldn't the Chiefs do the same thing to Kap come Sunday? They can and they will, KC not only covers, but wins this game.

NE (+2) vs. CIN

This one hurts me right in my balls! I want to take the Bengals with every fiber of my being, but here is one and ONLY ONE positive thing I will say about the Pats. They don't lose back to back games. It just doesn't happen, it's like a Republican admitting that they are wrong, it JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN! Coach Bill knows how to make adjustments and whatever the hell he mumbles as a pregame speech seems to work. He will have some crazy scheme cooked up that will keep this one close enough in the end for the Pats to win. I don't know what he's gonna do, or how he's gonna do it, but one thing as a gambler you shouldn't do is bet on the Pats to lose in consecutive weeks. As the saying goes, dead mean don't care about money. Just kidding that's not a saying, just a little inside humor for my fellow writers.