NFL Week 12 Picks

CIN (+3) @ HOU

I don't like this pick at all, mainly based on the fact that I'm taking perennial under-performer Andy Dalton over the best defensive player in the league, JJ Watt. What do you think dalton was thinking about last night? You know he didn't get any sleep. He just sat there thinking about Watt plowing through his line like a mallard duck, over and over and over again. Somehow, the Texans Fitzpackian offense will suck so much that the Bengals will field goal there way to victory, leaving an angry Watt sulking on the sideline.

GB (-9) at MIN
Let's throw this out there: The Vikings are not a bad team to be on! I could easily go the other way here and bang out a Vikings +9 and feel  comfortable. All week we've heard that ARodge is the MVP of the league, the QB King and Mr. Long Dick Express (one of those is fake). So naturally that means he has to suck or get hurt or get suspended for sending lewd picks to Roger Goodell's daughter right before the game. Either way, if the Pack can avoid significant injuries here, there shouldn't be an issue covering. Hell, half the stadium will be pack fans anyways. Roll with the MVP until someone gets hurt.

Cleveland +3 @ Atlanta

Brian Hoyer and the Browns head into ATL to face a Falcons team that has become somewhat of a joke. The three ring circus they refer to as their offensive line is absolutely turrible. Matt Ryan gets his ass kicked week in and week out because his offensive line couldn't block a 7 year old girl. I think the Browns roll on the road. 

Tampa +5 @ Chicago 

Jay Cutz and Da Bears continue to provide quality reality television material with their pathetic play. This week their crashing season is going to hit rock bottom with a loss at home to the only team worse than them: Tampa.