NBA day 3

3-3 on the year

MEM -3 vs IND

Man, was I wrong about the Pacers or what?? After bashing them all off season, I decided to take them against the Raptors last night in Toronto. While the final score was closer than I expected, the Raptors were in complete control of that game in the second half and the Pacers lack any scoring outside of Paul George and Monta Ellis. Meanwhile Grindhouse played a Cavs team that wasn't losing two games in a row. Look for the Grizz to rebound in a big way against the Pacers tonight.

NYK +4.5 vs ATL

The Knicks actually looked like a decent NBA team last night!! They got contributions from several players and Melo didn't have to shoot 55 times in order to win the game! As a matter of fact Mel struggled a little bit, and they still won!! Tonight Melo is going to really enjoy playing a Hawks team that lost the junkyard dog who would have hounded Melo like a nice prime rib. Knicks win big as they start 2-0 for what feels like the first time in franchise history.

LAC -10.5 vs DAL

Holy shit this Clippers team is deep!! The 6-11 guys on this team are better than the Mavs starting 5 (sorry Dirk). Plus you have the return of Deandre Jordan to the team he ruined the offseason of! Look for Deandre to really twist the knife deep tonight as his Clippers get a blowout win in big D.

Game 4, Game Winners!

ATL  vs. WAS (+4.5)

"I CALLED GAME!!!"' With three words Paul Pierce immortalized himself on the Mount Rushmore of sports quotes after his buzzer beating "game shot" Saturday night. And I'm supposed to think that the Hawks are just going to waltz in to a fired up Wizard's chambers (still taking suggestions on that one) and swing the momentum and the series back to the dirty dirty?? I don't think so, as a matter of fact I'm even gonna go out on a limb with my own postgame proclamation, "I CALL SERIES". Wizards win and go up 3-1.

MEM (+5) vs. GSW

Yet another series where the team up 2-1 can't even get a little respect?? Has Vegas even watched any of these games?? Z-Bo and Gasol are owning the number one ranked D from the regular season, and Tony Allen is irritating the splash brothers like a mean blister on their taints. I really think Memphis has a shot to win this series, but tonight I predict they lose on a last second three by Curry, keeping with the recent buzzer beater trend.

Round 1 NBA

ATL vs. BKN (+4.5)

This pick is more of a "what I want to see" rather than a likely to happen cover. Atlanta has not looked like the team that rolled through the regular season a few months ago, whereas Brooklyn actually did things that made sense these last few games. Well, everything except playing Deron Williams more than 5mpg. If Brooklyn somehow ties this series up at two, I will definitely be that guy in the office telling everyone within earshot that I called that shit like two weeks ago.

MIL (+8.5) vs. CHI

This could be classified as "Nutz and Catz: Super Fish Line of the Week", but hold on a few more lines we will get to the real stink shortly. Milwaukee is such a fun team to watch play, mostly because the Greek Freak doesn't comply with the rules of gravity/nature that apply to nearly all other mortals. With all that being said, this line could definitely be dangerous. You know Chicago is going to come out super motivated after last games buzzer beater loss, and the Bucks swagger could lead to a ton of jacked up threes...but I still like the 8.5 here. These games have been far too close not to take this many points at home.

MEM vs. POR (-3)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: NUTZ AND CATZ SUPER STINKY FISH LINE OF THE DAY!! This line has such a pungent, sour smell that I might wrap it up in a grape swisher and smoke it! Seriously though folks, why is Rip City favored by three? What does Vegas know that the rest of us aren't privy to? One thing I've learned is always do the opposite of what Vegas is hoping, as the saying goes "Overpriced, tacky hotels don't get built on the back of good teams getting points!". I'm sure that's a saying, but either way Portland is definitely winning this game, probably in blowout fashion.

Wasted Wednesday Picks

After an absolutely dreadful night and extended post all-star game slump; your boy Bobby Catz is back in the building with some winning pickz!! Tonight is one of those nights where every single game looks attractive, like when you haven't gotten laid in a while and all of a sudden that five you work with starts lookin' like a seven. Well, lets bang a couple of seven's out and see what happens, this time hopefully I won't be left having to pay child support!

NYK (+14) vs. IND

We debated rolling this line for a solid twenty minutes. There is absolutely nothing attractive about this Knicks team and they got absolutely blowed out by Sacramento last night. Throw in the little cherry on top of Coach Fisher saying that from now on the offense has to run through Alexy Schved because of the inconsistency coming from other players. BUT, even after all of that...The Pacers don't blow anyone out and they can't shoot threes. Take the Pizzoints.

UTAH (+1) vs. BOS

Utah actually got better by trading Enes Kanter away a few weeks ago. This allowed them to play Rudy Gobert more which led to him pulling in 24 boards in last night's upset win against Memphis! So they should have no problem tonight against Boston right?? This game will definitely be closer than it should, but Utah should get the victory.

SAC (+10.5) vs. SAS

I think DeMarcus Cousins has finally bought in to the idea that George Karl actually knows how to run a basketball team and they make actually win some games now. Sure they got hot from three last night and it led to their most lopsided win of the season. They probably won't be able to sustain that, but they still have a pretty good shot at stealing this game. The Spurs have been colder than George Gervin lately and with every surprising loss, the team that destroyed LeBron and the Heat in last years final looks light years away.

Mr. Nutz

CHA (+5.5) vs BK

This season has been a mess for Catz and I. No, I'm not talking about our picks, but our constant confusion when it comes to Charlotte and New Orleans! Why did we decide that doing a big ol name swaparoo was a good idea?! I still don't know which team is which! Anyways, take my advice on my pick here, because I know my shit...The Hornetcatz are fighting for a playoff spot with BK, and as we learned last year, they have what it takes to contend (in the East). Al Jefferson has started to hit his stride and new acquisition Mo Williams has taken on the perimeter scoring role in Kemba Walker's absence. The Nets have really come along with Lionel Hollins' coaching, but I think this one is a closely contested 8th seed battle. 

MEM (+3.5) vs HOU

This is the pick I am least confident about. The Grizz have been struggling mightily on offense for about a month now. They should be at full strength now that they have ZBo back from illness and Tony Allen back from suspension. If anyone can slow down James Harden, it's Tony Allen. 

DET (+5) at NO

Man I feel bad for Detroit. They really should be in the playoffs, but waited too long to make the J Smoove move. Their squad is definitely talented enough to make it into the post season, but they're going to have to win games against other .500 or worse teams. This is why you pay SVG the big bucks. 

NBA Playoff Picks

NBA Double Dip Monday

MEM at OKC (-350) under 190 (L) (L)
The Grizzlies looked very overmatched in game 1 against the Thunder. There is no reason this will change tonight as the Thunder look to take the 2-0 lead in the series before they head out to Memphis. Also I'm taking the under because I think this one is going to be even more of a defensive battle than the first matchup. Thunder win, Grizz struggle to score and keep this one under.

GSW at LAC (-420) over 212
In our second matchup we have the Warriors coming off a big game one victory looking to steal home court from the Clippers in this series. Blake Griffin fouled out in only 19 minutes in game one, something that absolutely can not happen tonight. I think the Clips make this a statement game and put on a clinic on scoring the basketball. Dubs give a good effort, but the Clips win and this one goes over.

NBA Playoff Picks: Round 1

NBA Playoffs Round 1

Toronto (-2.5) at Brooklyn (L)
Catz and I have had a real affinity for the Raps this year. I used to be a big DeRozan hater because he couldn't shoot and he played the "Shooting Guard" position. The dick swingin wing man out of Compton has put together a nice career and should shine in these playoffs. On the other hand, Catz and I have been absolutely destroyed by the Nets this year. I think we were 1-19 in games where the Nets were involved. I'm not a big numbers guy, but I don't think that's a good percentage. Either way I think the Raptors have a good home game here and are guided by Kyle Lowry being a bad ass. Wait for Keven Garnett to talk shit to Jonas Valenciunas this game and for JV to punch him in the fuckin face. Raps win, KG loses and Melo's wife still tastes like cereal.

Golden St. at LA Clippers (-7) (L)

Nobody wants to play Steph Curry right now and with Klay Thompson joining him in the back court, the potential for an upset is definitely there. Well it ain't going to happen. Chris Paul is the best point guard on the planet and he needs to get out of this round clean to keep that title. Let's not forget he now has Blake Griffin, who is playing at a very high level, to lean on. No Bogut, too much Jermaine O'Neal and a whole lot of Jamal Crawford!

Atlanta Hawks (+7.5) at Indiana Pacers (WINNER!)
Consulting with Bobby Catz, we decided the best course of action here was to bet against the Pacers. Though I expect them to win this game, I rarely see them cover anything over 5 points. We have to go with the Hawks here and I think they scrap themselves within 6 to cover this one. Actually, I full expect the Hawks to win this one. It will be like 81-77.

Memphis at OKC (-7.5) (WINNER!)
I was really disappointed that the Mavs didn't play OKC. Memphis isn't the kind of team that seems like they can handle Westbrook. I mean, nobody is stopping KD, but when you let Westbrook's crazy ass go off?! That's trouble. I expect a great game from Marc Gasol, but fucking Tayshaun Prince starts for the Grizz.

Wednesday Tag Team NBA Picks

BJ's Hot n Nasty NBA Picks

Utah @ Memphis (-11.5) (L)
The Jazz have really struggled against the spread when facing good teams as of late. Houston, San Antonio and Dallas all covered against the Jazz and I see no difference tonight in Grizz Town. Memphis has won 5 of their last 6 games and is in playoff mode here in the home stretch. The young Jazz will struggle with the defensive minded Grizz in a probable beat down.

Minnesota (+5) @ Dallas (WINNER!)
This is just a case of way too many people pouring money on the Mavs. Dallas has the better team, but Kevin Love will keep this one close. The Spain v Spain point guard battle should be fun as well, and let's not forget JJ Barrea's burning desire to destroy Dallas. The Wolves can keep up with high scoring teams, that's why I'm going with the upset tonight. Wolves win by 3.

San Antonio (-13.5) @ Los Angeles Lakers (WINNER!)
How much analysis could you need to pick this? The Lakers are not good. Their defense is honestly so bad that they should be fined. The Spurs' offense is going to Tony Parker the shit out of LA tonight and that's that.

Bob's Under the Weather Extravaganza 

Magic at Suns (UNDER 210) (WINNER!)
The Suns are not known for their defense, luckily for them the Magic are one of the worst scoring teams in the league especially on the road. Look for the Suns to come out shooting the lights out in the first half and put this one to bed early. The Suns might finish with 110, but the Magic will be lucky if they crack 90 securing an easy under win.

MIA at BOS (UNDER 198.5) (WINNER!)
The Heat are playing on the second night of a back to back and Lebron had a huge game last night. That means he is going to be deferring a lot tonight and racking up dimes all day. Look for the Heat to tighten up on the defensive end as this game ends in a 90-88 type finish.

SA at LAL (UNDER 221) (L)
This is probably the surest pick of the night. The Spurs are not the type of team that allows lesser teams to hang around or get the best of them. Look for them come out of the gates very hot to start and then they will clamp down defensively in the second half leading to a lopsided 101-78 victory.